Joe_F

Aye we're really good at that

Fuck that's that then another de Jong

Fuck me for an insane second I thought that meant as well as Remy.

Aye need a good grasp of English to take in Pards tactics and set up like.

Have we actually been linked with him or is it just us lot and who we'd like? Yeah we have, quite a few times actually most journos seem to think he's our 2nd choice after Remy. Anyway not sure if its been posted but L'Equipe are expecting a formal offer from us in the next 24 hrs. No rush, take your time lads. How long has that delegation supposed to have been over there ffs.

Merde

Karma will bite their arses when they lose Fellaini and Baines.

Aye, that' ll put off Chelsea and Arsenal like. Nearly as much as PSG.

La Voix du Nord is a serious journal. Is it the paper that broke the Cabaye transfer?

Cisse can hold the ball up. Playing up front on his own at Freiburg he was brilliant at it.

Means nowt I suppose, was suspended on joining us the other day. Still think he'll go there though. I've found myself in a funny position, from originally not wanting him near SJP, to toying with the idea to thinking that we better get this plank in else the window has been a failure Obviously exaggerating but I've definitely come round to the idea. Maybe but considering we were favourites yesterday there's obviously been a lot of money going down. Whether it's well-informed money remains to be seen.

!/5 with VC and 1/3 with Sky Bet to go to West Ham

Simpson, Gosling and Obertan....oh good.

Transfer bloke on SSN says he's mulling over his move and it's about football not money

Richard Keys ‏@TSKeysandGray Just had a call from Sky's lawyers chasing £20 outstanding on an acc I cancelled 6 months ago. £1 for every year I worked for them I suppose. He's not bitter like.

Never offside

The commentator's lapsing into a coma

Obertan's growing his hair

Aye they look cack like

Press play a couple of times

Here we go !!!!

Nee chance we've been punked

This channel is so fucking random

He was interviewed at Wimbledon yesterday and comparing himself with Andy Murray in that they both 'polarise opinion'.

I would be thankful if someone translate the article, I only have my iPhone available so... Luuk de Jong wants to leave at FC Twente HOOFDDORP - Luuk de Jong has decided this summer at FC Twente to want to leave. There are several clubs interested in the services of the 21-year-old striker. Photo: Getty Images '' Luuk yourself out there. If he step can make the right sports, then he would be glad to do'', says his agent Louis Laros opposite TC Tubantia. '' And it do not need to be absolute top club. A good club in a big league prospect where he gets to play can also be a good step.'' The words of Laros can mean good news for Newcastle United, which is currently the most specific. The English club would have about 12.5 million euros for De Jong. Laros:'' At the individual names of clubs I'm not, but there are more than two clubs are seriously interested.''