Joe_F

Come on Ghana !!

All these loan backs we're gonna have ready for next season in the Championship. We need some players for the first team now you complacent dicks.

Stoke playing a full strength side. Fucking nutcases.

@PeteGravesSky: It's my understanding that John Carver appointment has been well received by the #NUFC players. Well that's alright then.

"The sensible option" according to the stooge reporting outside SJP on Sky Sports.

Didn't realise he'd worked with Sir Bobby. He never mentions it.

Aye, shocking.

@davidalexbowers: De Boer on #NUFC: "If they ask, I don't go as I don't want to go halfway. If there will be the chance to go, there's always the new season." No idea of it's validity like.

Decent, safe, won't rock the boat and comparitively cheap aye.

Can we have someone doing due diligence on their due diligence.. McClaren ffs !!

Nailed on then.

@CaulkinTheTimes: Apart from that PLEASE BUY A SEASON TICKET.

Remi fucking Garde you simpleton.

Just fuck off .. @lee_ryder: #nufc sources say they won't be swayed by calls to make quick decision http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-wont-rushed-head-8474841

Fuck I'm back to hopeful again

This 'mystery candidate' will be entirely fictitious to use as a bargaining tool in talks with Garde and/or Tuchel.

He's the cheap option he's got every chance at an Ashley NUFC

That header from six yards out, man

Enjoy your week in the sun lads, thoroughly deserved like.

"But by the time we play Hull, it will be almost a month and I am almost certain that it should be resolved by then.”

It would be odd consulting Colo about someone he doesn't know. It's gonna be Carver

That's the thing, he is THE cheap option the rest would require compensation. Sherwood wouldn't. That's who we'll end up with. The club want someone who will accept the fact that they have no control over transfers. That rules out Sherwood immediately. They were the conditions at Tottenham. He also said live on TV the other week he would snap their hands off for the job if offered. Aye

That's the thing, he is THE cheap option the rest would require compensation. Sherwood wouldn't. That's who we'll end up with. The club want someone who will accept the fact that they have no control over transfers. That rules out Sherwood immediately. They were the conditions at Tottenham. and you may have noticed he isn't there now. He was rather public in his disagreements with Levy and how he runs things and Levy is saintly in comparison to Ashley Aye that hadn't passed me by like or that it wasn't Sherwood's decision to go.

That's the thing, he is THE cheap option the rest would require compensation. Sherwood wouldn't. That's who we'll end up with. The club want someone who will accept the fact that they have no control over transfers. That rules out Sherwood immediately. They were the conditions at Tottenham.