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So does his ex-girlfriend, and her family and friends, and the entire staff of the Northumberland Constabulary rubs their hands with glee...

Sloppy start there.

Got a screen cap?

Perch and Gunter will be very busy tonight. I hope! HOWAY THE LADS!!!!!!!

and that would be a problem because? A) We have a Hughton B) He's Irish and C) He's a twat. You do realise Hughton was an Irish international, right? But he isn't Irish. You racist bastard. Is it cos he is black?

and that would be a problem because? A) We have a Hughton B) He's Irish and C) He's a twat. You do realise Hughton was an Irish international, right?

and that would be a problem because? He's not a Geordie.

Mind you... Ouch.

Not surprising. Every club has its element of mong fans.

like this:

Using that logic, someone should break Nolan's jaw.

Stunning goal by Torres.

You know, I'd agree with that 100%.

From reading this thread, you think it was perfectly alright to go round breaking folk's faces, so long as you're "doing the business" in your day job. Have to say it's a bit worrying to think so many folk on here think like that. It seems morality is something the majority of people in this country regard as obsolete, outdated, irrelevant and that the rule of law shouldn't extend into the dressing room of football clubs up and down the country. With the track record that Carroll's got, you'd be forgiven for dismissing him as a nasty piece of work with a fiery, almost uncontrollable temperament. But then again, there's always two sides to every story (at least, sometimes there's even more sides than that) so until someone else from Taylor's camp opens up and tells their side of the story it's hard to know who's to blame.

Is he just talking about forums/messageboards? Skunkers, most probably.

Bonny lass Louise like, credit to journalismhttp://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2008/09/18/louisetaylor.jpg She could eat an apple through the bars of a prison cell. You know you've lost the argument when you resort to insults about your opponent's appearance or personal attributes.

Oh please God, no. Just no. Just fucking NO.

Sparky. I'd put money on it, tbh. http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m3/apr2007/0/0/E5231BA5-FE34-0254-B7B85C9CFD169E51.jpg

This is a sorry turn of events, isn't it? Not sure of the wisdom of the club maintaining silence on this matter, but I presume if charges are going to be brought, they need to keep it hushed?

Barry Venison using his time machine again. Famous Newcastle fans #347 Rose West. And there I was, wondering if it was perhaps a young Blefuscu? Bugger off you badger hugger! It was meant in a jovial but respectful manner, dear. As was my response, dear heart Oh I say, that's just super duper, darling!

Oh man, that's so bad it's terrific.

http://dragossorinnicula.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/dan-petrescu.jpg Actually couldn't give a shit about animal welfare.

Barry Venison using his time machine again. Famous Newcastle fans #347 Rose West. And there I was, wondering if it was perhaps a young Blefuscu? Bugger off you badger hugger! It was meant in a jovial but respectful manner, dear.

Genius.

Wesley Sneijder