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Llambias is on now (What a cock). Says they're (Roberts lot) unrealistic in terms of timeline - and are "way behind". Moat negotiations described as "there or thereabouts" and "hopeful". Transfer deadline not seen as a deadline for the sale of the club. Still working very closely with a number of people to achieve some sort of closure. Players wise doesnt want to talk transfers. Most expensive wage bill in CCC (so you'd guess he's got his eye on further sales). More people than the Moat Group are "further down the line" apparently. Asked for patience.

Llambias is on now (What a cock). Says they're unrealistic in terms of timeline - and are "way behind". Moat negotiations described as "there or thereabouts" and "hopeful".

How do we know for sure he won't end u[ signing for Middlesborugh? Surely that's more likely, since he loves Southgate more than he loves himself?

Nice arse.

And in that regard I'm still rather worried that Moat is a bit...flakey.

With nothing yet confirmed it's increasingly looking like another Parky own goal...

Has it been confirmed yet? I'm still waiting for Benitez to resign, us to sell Taylor to Everton as a replacement for Lescott, Moyes to resign in a huff that Lescott's been sold to Man City and for Moyes to end up as Liverpool manager.

How many of those played PL football last season? Wait, was that a serious question? Eh? Even I'm confused now. I thought GM was being cynical I know none of them played PL football last season. It's late. I'm tired. I'm sure everyone else is too. So let me spell it out for everyone's benefit. I was simply making a throwaway sarcastic comment. I'm sure Sol will be just fine for us in the CCC - but he's no spring chicken (as has been said here already, ad nauseum...). But if folks want to twist it, make it into something more than it was ever intended to be, go on. Have a ball. Enjoy yourself. Racist. I have no idea what you think is racist. But I am racist. So perhaps you mean me. Of course I mean you. It's obvious you dislike Sol Campbell for one reason: because he is a big, beautiful black man. He's a beast. Black men aren't animals, GM. Some of them are. If you're lucky.

How many of those played PL football last season? Wait, was that a serious question? Eh? Even I'm confused now. I thought GM was being cynical I know none of them played PL football last season. It's late. I'm tired. I'm sure everyone else is too. So let me spell it out for everyone's benefit. I was simply making a throwaway sarcastic comment. I'm sure Sol will be just fine for us in the CCC - but he's no spring chicken (as has been said here already, ad nauseum...). But if folks want to twist it, make it into something more than it was ever intended to be, go on. Have a ball. Enjoy yourself. Racist. I have no idea what you think is racist. But I am racist. So perhaps you mean me. Of course I mean you. It's obvious you dislike Sol Campbell for one reason: because he is a big, beautiful black man. He's a beast.

Isn't Taylor leaving for Everton though?

How many of those played PL football last season? Wait, was that a serious question? Eh? Even I'm confused now. I thought GM was being cynical I know none of them played PL football last season. It's late. I'm tired. I'm sure everyone else is too. So let me spell it out for everyone's benefit. I was simply making a throwaway sarcastic comment. I'm sure Sol will be just fine for us in the CCC - but he's no spring chicken (as has been said here already, ad nauseum...). But if folks want to twist it, make it into something more than it was ever intended to be, go on. Have a ball. Enjoy yourself. Racist. I have no idea what you think is racist. But I am racist. So perhaps you mean me.

How many of those played PL football last season? Wait, was that a serious question? Eh? Even I'm confused now. I thought GM was being cynical I know none of them played PL football last season. It's late. I'm tired. I'm sure everyone else is too. So let me spell it out for everyone's benefit. I was simply making a throwaway sarcastic comment. I'm sure Sol will be just fine for us in the CCC - but he's no spring chicken (as has been said here already, ad nauseum...). But if folks want to twist it, make it into something more than it was ever intended to be, go on. Have a ball. Enjoy yourself.

How many of those played PL football last season? :facepalm: Someone remind me - which smiley is the "sarcasm" smiley for use when being sarcastic... I feel a GM related one for when someone is talking utter tripe about football might be required. It already exists.

And they say "you couldn't make it up," - no need to at NUFC.

How many of those played PL football last season? :facepalm: Someone remind me - which smiley is the "sarcasm" smiley for use when being sarcastic...

God..... I wish there was a sensible reason for checking this thread, I really do! There should be a sticky with just one single post which sums up the day's takeover related fun. Leave all the shit in here. Like. Midds's post at the bottom of page 1 still sums up the situation. 30th May!

Delighted to hear we're signing Sol Campbell. Now very much looking forward to us also signing Darren Anderton, Steve McNanaman, Trevor Sinclair, Shaun Goater, Martin Keown, Gareth Southgate, Paul Ince...

It's all a big mackem wind-up.

Anyone else noticed how you never see Mike Ashley in the same room as Freddie Shepherd? Spooky, eh?

I heard Ashley is in advanced talks to bring back Graeme Souness.

No idea what Ashley is saying to Llambias, but it is pretty clear to me what the lad sat behind Ashley and Moat is thinking... :duff:

Barton will be a big miss.

36944 attendance

Not good enough for this league.