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GET IN HEARTS

Chelsea are pish but they better turn up for the Spurs and Sunderland games

Yes, their current attack reminds me of 01/02 when they stayed up with only 29 goals despite having Philips in their team, and then went down the year after. Hopefully it will be the same next season, combined with the crisp packets on the pitch, and the bews.

Aye, xG finally caught up with them and the Mackems.

I have to say I quite like Joe Hart on comms. He's been quite respectful tbf, quite different to that moron Carragher if we were playing Liverpool.

Tonali proper Pirlo performance so far

adidas fanboy, but them and Italy just do not fit - and this looks like a Leeds top. From the leaks, loving the look of South Africa's away kit - looks a bit like their cricket top and I'm here for it.

Smacking Bruce's Sunderland around on Halloween has to be in there.

Definitely, and the empty seats yesterday were a good sign of that. The ficklest of bastards - I am sure they'll be back to the low 30,000 attendances, the bews, the carrier bags on the pitch soon enough.

I know we don't like our stripes to be messed with, but I wouldn't mind this or something similar as a one off in the future.

Yep the bold is also how I feel. Everything about them is 'super disney' - the state of the art training facilities, the manager, the style of play so whether they win or lose it's whatever. I guess a lot is down to not knowing any City fans as well.

Go on Joe son

Hopefully makes Trippier realise it was right of the designated PK taker to insist on taking it; still life left in this

Did Fletch actually say 'slice through carrier bag'?