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Precisely. And yet some mongs on here say it's no big issue.

I'd decline to be interviewed as it wouldn't be appropriate to comment given my role as club captain. "Non-issue"

Wat? You been reading some weird "Sociology for Dummies" book? What on Earth is that meant to refer to?

Would Harry say that about Bale going to Barcelona, Inter etc.? I think he would. Of course he would. So why the witch hunt against Nolan all of a sudden? Ok he's not the manager but still a key figure of the club. I would have thought that was obvious. He's a fucking scouser. All joking aside, I do think it sounds like poor judgement on Nolan's part not just to decline the interview request.

Because that's what people do here on N-O. You only have to see the conclusions people are jumping to all over the pace re Carroll, Ashley etc. to see that.

That's the advice he'd have got from Shearer if he was captain...but not Nolan.

I really couldn't give a fuck what you think. He's putting his love of Liverpool ahead of his responsibilities as captain of NUFC. That's wrong whatever way you cut it.

So is Nolan hoping/expecting to be joining his bezzie mate at Anfield in the summer then, or what? Incredible! He needs to apologise for this lack of judgement or be stripped of the captaincy.

Don't know how genuine this is, but thought I'd flag it up in case anyone else missed it... How do you know thats real? I DON'T. Hence why I said "I don't know how genuine this is".

Don't know how genuine this is, but thought I'd flag it up in case anyone else missed it...

"Sign here, Andy...our we'll go to the papers about it...and think if what that would do to your family."

Blackmail? Is that what you're thinking Parky?

You were the first person I thought of when I heard this news on SSN. Dunno why.

Who?

£10m; £5m; £8m. Interesting. I'd have said that those three players are better and more important players than Andy Carroll, but your valuations don't seem to reflect that. Basic: £10m Striker: +£5m English: +£10m Young: +£10m Carroll: £35m Who knows?

ffs dont let mike read that He'll already have done the sums long ago.

£10m; £5m; £8m. Interesting. I'd have said that those three players are better and more important players than Andy Carroll, but your valuations don't seem to reflect that.

OK, so we're not getting anyone are we? It's 10pm. Not a hint of anything happening. So that's that, then.

If Andy Carroll is worth £35M in today's market, what is Tiote worth? Or Barton? Or Enrique?

Man City were wanting a permanent deal. Damn that's frustrating.

What am I missing? Yeah what we looking at? Nat Lofthouse?

Disappointing to see Gudjonsson signing for Fulham. Sturridge for Bolton. The well is drying up for replacement options.

Horrible end product. Not a touch of quality. Played, lads.

We'll sign Chopra.

It's funny seeing you post these depressed messages sat side by side with that beaming smiling avatar of yours.