If that's because of you being struck on the forehead by a 50pence piece in the Stadium of Shite, then you may want to monitor your vision over the next few hours mate.
http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/nechronical/dec2010/8/8/jonas-gutierrez-544205465.jpg
Eh? You mean you sign me to play football? I thought you sign me for Strictly Come Dancing?
Dear Virgin
Because of your piss poor broadband service breaking down, I missed Kevin Nolan scoring against the SMB on my er...my, er...illegal stream.
Never mind. Best we just brush that under the carpet for now.
Yours
Disco.
He can obviously see his grand plans for a revenge humiliation song at the end just disappearing into the ether.
Poor deranged ugly squash-nosed Judas fucking bastard that he is.