Crumpy Gunt

The whole lot are shite.

dont watch it then Who you telling what to do? In fact I've switched it off and watched the ref in the Arse v WBA game put in an even shitter performance in 19 minutes.

Absolute turd this lot. Fucking awful watching. It costs nowt yet I feel robbed.

I'm going to say something positive about our £5m misfiring centre forward. You can't fault his consistency.

Cracking draw! Benfield won more games in the FA Cup this season than NUFChave in the last 12.

When your bag of English Wum is nearly empty and you're grasping at the crumbs in the bottom. Gayle would have knocked those chances in.

Looked a bargain basement player yesterday. Had he borrowed Mitroshits shooting boots?

If someone murdered Steve Wraith I'd do a lap of fucking honour.

FA Cup not the Trophy. Good result winning 0-2. N. Shields vs Dunston for me today. Decent crowd of 352. Shields were shite losing 1-3. Cracking hattrick from Dunston lad. Never got there coz the lads team got to the final of a tournament. Shields well outplayed was what I heard.

I'll try that one.

So, it's volatile to question why he's staying just like Pardew and other assorted time wasters and wankers did.?

From CL winner to being walked all over by Ashley. I am surprised.

You slagged KK to fuck for walking out. At least ensure your material is consistent. 3/10 must try harder. Did I? I remember not joining the wankfest when he returned.

Rafa is a world class manager whom we all want to keep, apart from you. For someone who goes to alot of games, you seem to know fuck all about football. World class? Makes you wonder why he's letting that cunt walk all over him. I admit I'm not a rabbit in the headlights when I think of Rafa managing NUFC. I think a chimp could have got that team promoted last season.

So, expand on what I suggested that is inaccurate. If anything Rafa has watched from a distance and will have seen Ashley pretty much walk all over every manager he's appointed. Groundhog day.

So, other than the obviously tongue in cheek final sentence what is incorrect?

You ever get bored of doing this? Being honest? Admittedly there's still time. But as it stands Rafa has behaved no better or worse.

So, he's been walked all over by Ashley and his cronies and hasn't walked. Pardew, McClaren etc. all brow beaten and walked all over and didn't have the balls to quit. It seems the lure of that big contract can sway the thoughts of any manager including Rafa. Apparently he's getting "WELCOME" stitched onto the back of all his kit.

Ashleys next casino visit.

Merino in? As a young un I suspect!?

If Rafa does go we might get a new man who plays exciting football - edge of the seat stuff! Then again he might just absorb the humiliation.

I've seen this claim before, and it's simply not true. Nobody likes the thicko more because of his daft antics. He's a character, and a potentially really good player. That's why me and others still like him. He's got more to come, but he definitely needs to get rid of the dirty play. He's a useless gormless cunt.

I said then and I'll say it now. Rafa bought some utter shite.

0-2 today. Rafa will play for a point. It will be boring.

That's not a bad article. He's spent money on utter shite. This is spot on. Last season’s Championship winning campaign was for the most part, a series of uninspiring performances with the Newcastle manager’s negative tactics grinding out results when a more expansive attacking formation – especially at home – would surely have brought the same end result but with a flourish, rather than a sense of relief.