Crumpy Gunt

Martin Duhowler? Anyone?

Cries like a baby for new players....one on bench the other nowhere to be seen. 0-2 to nufc.

As far as I know he's from down that way. Good to see him oblige the kids with photos etc. He was at Benfield v Shields with his fatha and brother.

Did you tell him how much you hate Rafa but refuse to say who you think should replace him? I didn't think that discussing the managers inane tactics was an apt subject. But, I'll remember for next time.

Just had bit craic with him earlier. Thanked him for becoming a beacon of light in amongst the darkest of drudgery.

£120m development. Doesn't suggest how much he sold it for.

I doubt they'll search for his body. Maybe get washed up if tides are kind.

Are you sure it's not the Judean people's front? The people's front of Judea? So many on the go...

My understanding from the BBC article is that Cardiff had not received all of the paperwork confirming he’s 100% their player. I’d imagine insurance want that proof. It definitely will be the insurance throwing the spanner in the works.

Surely if the deal is signed, sealed and delivered they pay then their own insurance covers the financial losses.

Rafa is world class man. Tut!

Whatever depth I think a camera will be sent down at the earliest opportunity.

Really? Seems like the players love working under Rafa compared to how well liked you are here Mr Wum. How do you know they like playing under Rafa? All that matters Is that I know I won't take your word for that.

Really? Seems like the players love working under Rafa compared to how well liked you are here Mr Wum. How do you know they like playing under Rafa?

You must have been absolutely fewmin' when he got the better of Pep last Monday A great result. Ashley can see next year's gravy train is just a little bit closer.

11 behind the ball. 0-0 jobs a good'un. I could do rafa's job.

Another Rafa inspired defeat.

Not even a defender... I'm impressed.

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/01/30/sports/britain-premier-league-foodbanks.html

Gutless wankers.

It must be impossible not too surely? That must end the love in if he did? The fact he's even talking about staying on is ridiculous. Ashley must have him brainwashed, he's done a right number on the poor fucker. I went back in 2016 for the first time in years thinking the same as most " it must mean things are all above board as Rafa Benitez wouldn't be here otherwise" I feel pretty stupid now The only reason Rafa will stay til the end of the season is to collect whatever bonus he's due for keeping us up.

Good times will only return when Ashley has gone, and I assume most fans will request a new season ticket once he's left. Maybe not.Once folk wander away it'll be one a chore to come back. Some of my mates sit in the local and watch every match home and away and I can't even give them a ticket to attend. A lot will say "I'll be back when...." But they won't. I get the impression you might not sell the matchday experience to them very well. Mike Ashley and Rafas negativity kill the sales patter stone dead. You could be right. I've actually started to pity you. You have so many issues with your life and this alter ego isn't going to help as much as you think it might be. I'd suggest you go and iron out your problems with professionals, and stop with this bizarre character you've created. Really?

Good times will only return when Ashley has gone, and I assume most fans will request a new season ticket once he's left. Maybe not.Once folk wander away it'll be one a chore to come back. Some of my mates sit in the local and watch every match home and away and I can't even give them a ticket to attend. A lot will say "I'll be back when...." But they won't. I get the impression you might not sell the matchday experience to them very well. Mike Ashley and Rafas negativity kill the sales patter stone dead. You could be right.

Good times will only return when Ashley has gone, and I assume most fans will request a new season ticket once he's left. Maybe not.Once folk wander away it'll be one a chore to come back. Some of my mates sit in the local and watch every match home and away and I can't even give them a ticket to attend. A lot will say "I'll be back when...." But they won't.

I'm truly hurt.