Crumpy Gunt

Perhaps drop rafa a quick email with your concerns.

What's the process? Courses to do etc?

16th - or below. Need to stop shopping at Herons.

Truly devastating for his family.

If he's getting shit I'm surprised he hasn't walked already. Could regret the mackems pouncing for Grayson....

'encourage him' to do what?

tut, tut, that's not nice is it?

The lunatics are taking over the asylum. I'm all for live and live attitude but this is completely unnecessary. There is no need for any flag that depicts either race or sexuality.

It would take more than 20 lessons to convince me he's good enough to play for North Shields.

Should I cancel the new season ticket?

1 - They all had the same agent.

I thought you already have 2 seats. Aye, but wanted one next to me. Stop the nuggets getting it.

Well, I've bit the bullet and bought the seat next to mine. Fuck me nigh on £600.

Be great seeing all the 'never go back under Ashley' backtrackers on board again.

5 things we've learned about Lejeune. 1. it's 'luh-junn' ....or 'useless French cunt' within 6 months.

Head / Buried / Sand You may well be right but do you have some stats to back up your position? Just how many chances is he fluffing? Or is he supposed to be doing something nobody else in the team was doing the year we got relegated or last season? We were piss poor in patches then too. What stats do you want? My eyes tell me he's way short of what we need. Two seasons of underachievement and by fuck he's missed some sitters along the way....

Head / Buried / Sand

Worst player to ever get Promoted? Luckily Rafa saw he was shite or we'd be down there another season.

You have barely posted in the last few weeks, but as soon as you smell the slightest bit of Mitro praise you come in like a freight train My analysis is as consistant as it is accurate.

He's still fucking shite.... going, going, GONE.

Bloody hell. Terrible news.

Bandwagons full I think.

And he misses sitters for fun. He really is shit.

Almost stops my old laptop yet loads piss easy on the mobile.

Didn't do much to suggest he'll set the premiership on fire. £6.2m a canny whack for a bench warmer.