Minhosa

First time I've enjoyed a game in eons.

Going to have to travel to London tomorrow to explain himself. No doubt, this'll go down like a lead balloon in the Ashley household tonight.

Aye. Deffo. He's not a ginger for one.

Which one?

Not gonna happen that.

The fat cunt's not been too bad has he?

Riv's been on ten minutes and looks more fucked than Raylor

The original Cock Block.

Riv-I-Air? New signing?

so true.

tbf they won't give a shit about losing this. Aye but he's losing prem games and CL games, he's on the way out.

Aye.

That's more like it Moussa.

Stuck with the cunt forever, like it was ever in doubt.

Same here. Yup. AP's just texted Mike to apologise. 'Soz Gaffer, will offer less fret next round. Say hello to Dekka from me. Love Pards x'.

game over!

He's blowing out of his arse to be fair. He's been looking for the final whistle since we scored.

Here we go.

The state of Blob man.

That's a pen all day long

Tards pretending to be angry when he's really thinking 'Thank fuck..........'

Pardew shaking like a shitting dog on the sidelines, thinking desperately how he can fuck up the formation to throw the game.

Moncur looks fucking ancient. That's what you get for working with cunts.

He's bound to, surely?

Aye. 100%.