Minhosa

That looked out for a Toon throw there.

Good pressure from Abeid.

Yup. Shite.

You do wonder what he'd be capable of in a good team.

Did it this week. Same but like the idiot I am I left him on the bench That's the kind of shit I'd do.

Get to fuck.

Cabaye-esque levels of profit here. Woop, woop, so exciting.

Did it this week.

Like he fucking uncovered him or something the filthy cunt.

Aye, if it was Ballotelli, they'd be giving it 'He's back........' etc etc

Amazing what service into feet can do, isn't it you bellend?

Bringing on Sess is exactly what I'd be doing if I was Irvine. He can work between the lines and AP will shit himself.

Aye, I'd put money on that tbqh.

This is fucking turgid.

What? That's sentiment. Silva is tiny, should he bulk up like? Silva has a centre of gravity and no history of being blown over in slight winds.

He looked on there to me. Edit - nah, Lino got it right.

Santoon is taking him to the gym on Monday to spot him and give him a hand in the showers.

Because it wasn't a foul in a million years. Yup.

Agreed.

That cunt is so lightweight a fucking light wind would knock him over.

Isn't that Cab-elllllaaaahhh that religion that Madonna preaches?

I bet fucktard brings Perez off.

Can't notice too much difference tbh. Exactly my point.

All of our forward players are, because they never get the ball to feet high enough up the pitch. We are desperately poor at playing football. Doesn't help that there's just simply fuck all movement in the final third. The interplay is just non-existent under Pardew.