Minhosa

Smash and grab coming here.

The football equivalent of someone buying your used car last year for £35m and you then asking to borrow your mates old banger - just to see if you like it. Cynicism is very necessary when viewing anything NUFC do under Ashleys ownership in my John Humble.

And still manages to stick his tongue up NUFC's collective hoop. Thinking outside the fucking box. How about stay in the box and buy a player with some pedigree you bunch of cheap cunts.

There's a fairly big assumption in that post. That the Board actually want us in Europe. I don't think they do. That would require investment beyond what we would earn in the Uefa Cup. No go. I think they would be very happy with 8th to 16th every year regardless of what they say in public.

These two cunts in the studio will stitch him up here.

Hope so.

Fucking garbage.

Get to fuck. Cabaye and Tiote showed enough in their first 15 games to give fans some hope they would be decent players.

Hope you're getting burgled you spotty scouse cunt Gerrard.

Fucking Gerrard. Smith you fcuking clueless brummie cunt.

Absolutely right. Fucking dire, absolutely desperate.

Agree. Agree, agree.

Called him a 'Dutch Cunt' - can he be banned for that the welsh cunt?

Agreed.

Simpson you fucking whorebag.

Got the ball. Fucking Mr Bean.

Dive.

Yep.

Yep, filthy little mong.

Where's he found 3 minutes?

Pardew getting him ready for Feb games.

Fullbacks are gash. Absolutely atrocious.

Need to get Colo and Tiote on the ball here, seemingly the only two comfortable on the ball.

Will do well to last to half time here.

Would pay good money for some fucker to bomb Anfield when they next play the Mackems. Scum of the earth clubs, the pair of them.