SUPERTOON

Injured but still signs.

Thankfully not.

Walcott no thanks, jog on.

Not official from the club yet is it?

Yep, all we need is Wenger. And a sensible boardroom.

Source?

Carlton Cole staying at West Ham.

1931: Alan Shearer on Andy Carroll on BBC Five Live: "Off the field he has been in trouble once or twice before - that would be the major area of concern for me. I spoke to Kenny months ago before he even came to Liverpool about the potential of Carroll. Kenny got myself and Chris Sutton and myself and Mike Newell together at Blackburn and he probably sees Carroll and Suarez as a similar partnership - both can score goals. Andy Carroll is unplayable on his day. We might see Charlie Adam there and with Steven Gerrard and his tremendous right foot - if you get balls into box for those guys it will be a hell of a partnership."

Have a word with yourself.

Life goes on without Carroll, support the lads who want to be here.

An R and L.

On loan.

Not that they will, but they don't have to be in newcastle to do it. Plus the club have know about the transfer request from early afternoon so have had time to get someone up here.

Howay lads we will not spend £17 ever under Ashley.

From where?

Elmander being strongly linked with some Journos via twitter.

By who?

Honestly rather sign nobody than Carlton Cole.

Wigan about to sign Connor Sammon- we should get Rodellaga

Yep.

Wigan close to signing Connor Sammon. Sneaky bid for Rodellaga?

what like Shearer? scoring loads and winning f*** all? If anything the Shearer phenomenon should tell Carroll to get a move to a club with a genuine chance of silverware. That isn't Liverpool.

We have surely been planning for this all day, in terms of incoming transfers? The transfer request was handed in hours before announced.

Maybe Liverpool said to Chelsea- we will sell you Torres if you loan Newcastle Sturridge so we can buy Carroll.

He handed the transfer request in before 3pm, so we have had long enough to get some loan players.