Surely the word is "amble", or "meander"?
Anyway, anyone advocating dropping Michael Owen, Obafemi Martins or Mark Viduka for a man who:
- Couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo
- Is 6'3" but can't win a header
- Is a big lad but has all the strength of a glass of water
- His first touch is so bad that his second touch is a tackle
seriously needs their head read.
Geordie? No doubt
Nice lad? Quite possibly
Good Premier League centre forward? Not until the day I run through hell juggling snowballs.
Summed up very well