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I'm also hoping for a big improvement in set pieces, we've been woeful in recent seasons

Title change

He had a limited Delph life at Villa

Great news, let's hope he is the first of many!

Colback as captain, great way to kill the vibe http://i.imgur.com/5fc2VgS.gif

Koks is definitely having a cheeky squeeze with that left hand

Let's hope they follow the QPR model for success

For the uneducated amongst us, he any good?

just makes me want Palace to fail that bit more

Someone needs to get photoshopping that with McClaren is Stannis

I hope they have the team working on the floated set penis 2.0!

We are going a bit too quick for my liking, moar monitoring needed!

So is this Colin after a makeover?

Whilst I agree with the majority of that, there's no way they can even feel our transfer policy is an overall success. Carroll and Cabaye can't be held up when there's so many Gouffrans/Williamsons/Rivieres/Yang Mbiwas Agreed, my use of 'highly successful transfer policy' didn't really come across with enough sarcasm

No chance we will get him, we'll start the bidding off with some half arsed bid like £9m, up it to about £11m, then get crushed by someone ending up paying closer to £20m. Our media partners will then leap to the defence of the club saying we had put in a reasonable bid but didnt want to break the clubs highly successful transfer policy.

Great and unexpected news

Watched a few games with Austin in and thought he was pretty decent. Would hope we bring in someone else as well up front </wishful_thinking>

Utter Dad humor Great Bantz Alan!

Like announcing a shit new manager

Nice!!

It's going to be McClaren, no way am I getting my hopes up for anyone else. The club just want to show that they 'tried' to bring in the best person, when we all know it will be the same standard cheap English rubbish as usual.

They might bond over a love of head waxing products!

This all strikes me as the Hors d'oeuvre before the McClaren shit sandwich

Pete Graves ‏@PeteGravesSky Let's be clear #nufc have a shortlist. Viera and McLaren are on it. Both will have talks. It is NOT a 2 horse race either.

Just seen the headline, wtf comes to mind.