mouldy_uk

Whilst I agree with the majority of that, there's no way they can even feel our transfer policy is an overall success. Carroll and Cabaye can't be held up when there's so many Gouffrans/Williamsons/Rivieres/Yang Mbiwas Agreed, my use of 'highly successful transfer policy' didn't really come across with enough sarcasm

No chance we will get him, we'll start the bidding off with some half arsed bid like £9m, up it to about £11m, then get crushed by someone ending up paying closer to £20m. Our media partners will then leap to the defence of the club saying we had put in a reasonable bid but didnt want to break the clubs highly successful transfer policy.

Great and unexpected news

Watched a few games with Austin in and thought he was pretty decent. Would hope we bring in someone else as well up front </wishful_thinking>

Utter Dad humor Great Bantz Alan!

Like announcing a shit new manager

Nice!!

It's going to be McClaren, no way am I getting my hopes up for anyone else. The club just want to show that they 'tried' to bring in the best person, when we all know it will be the same standard cheap English rubbish as usual.

They might bond over a love of head waxing products!

This all strikes me as the Hors d'oeuvre before the McClaren shit sandwich

Pete Graves ‏@PeteGravesSky Let's be clear #nufc have a shortlist. Viera and McLaren are on it. Both will have talks. It is NOT a 2 horse race either.

Just seen the headline, wtf comes to mind.

Did he end up going?

Has to be Arsenal, really don't want to see Sherwoods face if Villa win

John Carver appointed as Newcastle United manager on an 8 year contract

I guess he'll be given an 8 year contract Really can't be arsed if that tool gets the job

This, perfect time for the guy to leave.

Jonas

charley having a stroke

Get in!!

Jonas definitely been our best player

So bad...

Oh dear lolerpool

I really do hope it's the last time I ever see this turd on a football pitch

I miss Nolan, could really do with someone with his character on a day like this