mouldy_uk

Agreed, though that may be a luxury we can't afford at the moment with time running out.

Great post!

Great, just what we need now a super rich Liverpool

cunts

Toon want Lovenkrands http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11678_4827818,00.html Newcastle United have offered Peter Lovenkrands a deal until the end of the season, skysports.com understands. The 28-year-old has been training with Newcastle after departing German club Schalke. The winger has impressed enough to receive an offer from boss Joe Kinnear and now the two parties are locked in talks. If terms are agreed then Lovenkrands will sign a short-term deal with a view to an extension at the end of the season. Newcastle do not play this weekend, so the Magpies have a few days to conclude the deal but will hope to have him available in time for their match against Manchester City next week.

Things just keep getting better :/

Where's someone with some photoshop skills when you need them (Titanic + Ashley as captain + Wise as first mate + JK as cabin boy)

Scarily accurate

I'm sorry that's just not accurate, the head in the profile pic just isn't big enough

FT

Crooks does my fucking head in, what a twat

Great opening spell, another corner..

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Owen just wide

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JFK and Phil Brown sent to the stand

Sounds like we are all over them

Butt header > Bar

Xisco seems to be well involved early on

Middlesbrough 1-1 Sunderland Probably the best result for us

Get in

From the BBC Article "I've spoken to my bosses at the club. They know what my aims are and what I want to continue to progress. As soon as a big club knocks on the door with a good offer, I don't think they'll prevent me leaving. "But while I'm waiting I'm continuing to train, without letting my head go down, because I am above all a professional." Then start acting like one....

An England call-up cannot be far away!