mouldy_uk

Need a big game from Jonas today

Can't say I'm looking forward to Colo dealing with the physical aspect of Jones

Whats with Carroll's side burns?

Third Points Please, COME ON! Nolan looks like he is doing most of the talking in the pre-match huddle, would make him captain.

Seconded. Thirded, I think some of the commenst are a bit unfair.

3-2 Bolton

Portsmouth 3-0 down

Maybe I'm hearing things, but I'm sure 5 Live just said Wigan have a bid in for Zog including Taylor going the other way.

This

Just when you think things can't get much worse for us, they always do

Just seen him

Has Ashley been confirmed as being there, or was that just a rumour?

Goal SWP

Yep and Yep

Poor pass by Bassong to setup a half chance for Ireland outside the area

SWP gets a weak header on target, easy catch for Harper

Agreed, though that may be a luxury we can't afford at the moment with time running out.

Great post!

Great, just what we need now a super rich Liverpool

cunts

Toon want Lovenkrands http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11678_4827818,00.html Newcastle United have offered Peter Lovenkrands a deal until the end of the season, skysports.com understands. The 28-year-old has been training with Newcastle after departing German club Schalke. The winger has impressed enough to receive an offer from boss Joe Kinnear and now the two parties are locked in talks. If terms are agreed then Lovenkrands will sign a short-term deal with a view to an extension at the end of the season. Newcastle do not play this weekend, so the Magpies have a few days to conclude the deal but will hope to have him available in time for their match against Manchester City next week.

Things just keep getting better :/

Where's someone with some photoshop skills when you need them (Titanic + Ashley as captain + Wise as first mate + JK as cabin boy)

Scarily accurate