Conjo

Too early post match to say called it?

Well that was absolute shit. We need Fernandes in for Lascelles (or the 3-4-3 with Lascellses, Schar & Fernandes) and Hayden for Willock for next match, and much much higher intensity as a bare minimum if we want to do anything but gifting Liverpool an automatic win.

Won't be me spending my next week crying online about certain relegation.

Only one coping is you dude

So mad

I can't see you saying anything about the certainty of us going down post-Norwich. We're just as likely/unlikely to stay up as we were a week ago. Nothing has changed in that regard. One poor performance against a team we hoped we'd have a good chance of beating considering their recent form and injury problems (granted the team they fielded today are way better than what we have) but normally would fully expect a loss against, and it's now all of a sudden certain relegation again and everything is bad forever. Looks pretty reactionary to me. Just chill dude.

Exactly what has changed our position from last week? We're still only 3 points away from safety. You're the definition of reactionary.

Willock not even able to kick the right players in the gut.

I'm just surprised they didn't bring on Bruce and Allardyce as well to complete the quartet of Newcastle-hating, ex. manager cunts.

My guess would be either "he needs to dive because all them foreigners are doing it" or "he's learnt it from all the foreigners coming into the league".

Maddison on his way down before there's any contact I hate footballers.

Big Joe giving Soyuncu a bollocking. Love that he's been more vocal on the pitch lately as well.

They look nervous. Their crowd is bricking it too - can only hear the away section. Hate to jinx it, but feeling more and more like we should be able to get something from this.

I feel like Willock will be forever shit until he fixes that god awful hair cut. It's like a botched Rufus Brevett job.

It'd be pretty silly with the moaning choir rocking up again considering all other teams around us lost yesterday so a loss wouldn't really change our situation much from what it's been since last week.

I know. Doesn't make it any less infuriating though It's not only diving and moaning. You also never see him giving praise to team mates if they make a good pass for him and HE fucks something up. Just minor stuff like that as well, at his age and reknown in the game you'd hope he would take more responsibility within the squad.

The way results have gone today, is it too much asking for a win, and for Burnley and Palace to lose their games?

Forgot how much I hated Ronaldo. He's the oldest player on the field, probably the strongest one too, yet acts like such fucking baby. It's infuriating.

Arsenal toying with Southampton. Should be up 5-0.

Southampton looking like they're about to have one of those massive losses this season too.

Would be nice with losses for Southampton, Leeds & Norwich today. Not sure which match to watch.

Martial

I'd agree with your point in normal times, but reducing the chance of several players getting covid is literally improving our chances of staying up.

Compare that with the "judge me after X (adjusted duration after each poor performance)" gibberish Bruce came out with when he first got the job.

Brentford win or draw both ok.