Fugazi

Balague knows fuck all.

Defoe and van Aanholt in the shisha bar near central last night, ffs

Messi-esque

I like the idea of somehow changing just one pundit for the Scottish version

Hope they lose every game 10-0.

BT's commentators/pundits are shite.

Gomis channelling his inner Shola tonight.

Been rubbish, this.

He's basically the lovechild of Jasper Carrott and Neil Buchanan.

http://c.files.bbci.co.uk/8F1F/production/_86193663_garth.jpg Crooks strikes again.

Arr man he's a class bloke

'Simon Cowell X Factor Boss, X Factor'

http://rs1305.pbsrc.com/albums/s556/paxblueribbon/tumblr_mp7viwkQ3p1rvnnvyo2_250_zpsa7620453.gif~c200

I'm not reading all that.

Didn't realise there was a 5-team group. It aal makes sense now.

Didn't know that's how they worked it out.

How were Turkey the best ranked 3rd-place country? Finished on less points than Norway, for example.

Yeah, last man.

Intradesting

New page paperboy

Fiver a week

Bookies in general are grim like, deliver to some on my rounds, some depressing sights in there at 9am on a random Thursday.

Midget porn?

Christ, that was awkward.