Fugazi

Wor Arma

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ARMA 2-1

Gary Lineker shat himself playing for England so after every tweet hundreds of banter merchants reply with 'shat on...(content of tweet' etc. I suspect this a further manifestation of this. Worst patter imagineable

Was that you?

Love the Viz.

Messi 1-0

Was convinced he was going to kick the corner flag

Nah, Pedro starts.

Anyone watching Barca at 9?

The newer ones are a world apart from the old astroturf, still never be used in the Premier League though.

Mine's in now. Aye mine too

Anyone's Unibet money went into their account yet?

£1.75 Had City to be winning at half time and full time tonight.

Their top is very white.

Has the cat done a whoopsie on the DVD?

I wasn't being serious Saw it on Twitter the other day.

Apparently Nike didn't get any of the money from kits sold either.

Albanians are big in Manchester, so I hear.

Doesn't even take into account head masks:

Rakitic. Fuck.

sheeeeeiit

Commentator's desperate for it to properly boot off here.

Messi and Yanga gan at it.