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From being 5 points clear with 3 games left to finishing 5th the following season isn't great like.

Anyway, Scott Sinclair to Villa.

Kirstie Alley and Jermaine Jenas is a bizarre Twitter relationship.

The league needs more shithouses

Imagine one of our lot trying what Fabregas did?

Steve Mcmanaman has won La Liga more times than Ronaldo..

Shame the hat-trick hasn't contributed to a title, 1 in 6 years is canny rubbish like Hardly Ronaldo's fault. He's scored 222 league goals in that period. Mustn't have scored them in the matches that mattered

Messi ffs

what the fuck is this?

Can see Arsenal winning this.

God, Carrick's exciting

Not a great header though.

Mental game in terms of chances.

'kin hell

What a goal

Keeper again...

1-1 Ipswich That handball on the line looks a bit daft now.

Surely one of the fastest in footballing history? Fast footballing hat-tricks Tommy Ross (1 min 30 secs, Ross County v Nairn County, November 28, 1964) Eduardo Maglioni (1 min 50 secs, Independiente v Gimmasia de la Plata, March 18, 1973) Jimmy O'Connor (2 mins 13 secs, Shelbourne v Bohemians, November 19, 1967) James Hayter (2 mins 20 secs, Bournemouth v Wrexham, February 24, 2004) Ephraim Dodds (2 mins 30 secs, Blackpool v Tranmere, 28 February, 1943) Jimmy Scarth (2 mins 30 secs, Gillingham v Leyton Orient, 1 November, 1952) Ian St John (2 mins 30 secs, Motherwell v Hibernian, August 15, 1959) Graham Leggat (3 mins, Fulham v Ipswich, December 26, 1963) Gary Talbot (3mins 30secs, Chester v Crewe, 1965) Willie Hall (4 mins, England v Northern Ireland, November 26, 1938) Nigel Clough (4 mins, Nottingham Forest v QPR, December 13, 1987)

3-minute hat-trick ffs Ludicrous

Jack scared of fighting? I don't think so

For reference, Mutu was banned for 7 months by the FA when he tested positive.

They're thick as custard? Both valid points

Why the fuck would you risk it when you're a Premier League player? I know there'll be loads who haven't been caught, but still...

Also, first reply to that tweet - "we'd of been relegated"