Fugazi

"Would Barca be as awesome on a COLD NIGHT IN STOKE?"

"Could Messi do it in DA BEST LEAGUE IN DA WOOOOOOOORLD?"

TheSpence proper loves his filthy tabloid gossip.

Are you just laughing at Phil Neville in general aye? Not watching Monday Night Football then? What he do? Saw Balotelli like, the mentalist.

That was a shocking match.

Pahahahahaha @ Di Maria, pathetic.

Pushy pushy pushy pushy pushy pushy etc...

Wahey Shocking keeping though.

Christ almighty

Who was the old fella who hit the deck?

Loved how Messi was still so massively involved in the goals, despite not scoring himself.

""Hey dickhead - why don't you ask Santa for a fucking job?! And a less fat head." I'm really not in the mood for Mother's texts today. "Then she sends me a picture message of her hand holding a big cock. What is wrong with this woman?"

Kazenga LuaLua going into Aspers at 6am today.

^Would ^Is free to join On my phone, and this post looked like you wanted the bowling lane to join in with you and Jose's bird.

Aye. Reckon it'll be a hell of alot closer than most are saying it will be, and Barca will nick it by a goal. Wasn't there all this carry on when Arsenal drew Real a couple of seasons ago? And Arsenal defended well and ended up nicking it? They had Terry Henry then though.

Ahahaha, bet they're the first to complain when someone does it to them.

Football circles? Agog?

http://estaticos02.marca.com/imagenes/2010/12/16/futbol/europa_league/1292431842_extras_portada_2.jpg He's just come off as well.

Anyone watching Leverkusen-Atketico on ITV4? Awesome conditions. The orange ball makes an appearance!

Ruel Fox

I've only seen the Reggie Miller one, was impressed. ESPN Classic is a cracking channel btw.

@optajoke "21 - Even if Avram Grant wins his remaining 21 league games of the season, he'll still look like the world's most miserable man. Ultimatum."

Didn't he moon at the Everton fans when Citeh were at Goodison?

Piqué loves Twitter. maybe it's a Spanish thing...

This season there have been on average 0.02 more goals per game in La Liga. It's a feast of goals!