Fugazi

Premier League is the best league in the woooooorld, ya kna.

Darren Fletcher is such a cunt

Surely an FA charge beckons for Rooney.

Carrick

Who was that next to Kuscak? He didn't understand any of that.

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/12_01/RabCNesbitt_468x641.jpg

"Barcelona made 938 passes v R.Sociedad last night, 25 more than Stoke have made in their last 3 PL games put together (915). Diverse"

@retrombm is a must-follow.

Piqué seems to end every Tweet with "Ooooohhhh!!!!".

Graham Poll in The Daily Fail said he should have been sent off for it. Goes on about homophobia in football.

"Barcelona made 938 passes vs Sociedad, the most (by 108) in a Liga game since detailed stats became available in 06" Christ

"Top marks to Gomes"? Was a woeful pen...

His profile picture, plus the photos from the changing room, would suggest its real.

No, never seen a young, talented, welsh left winger with pace to burn.

Is the PA guy RayVon? Shabba!

Mark Davies had a full-on conversation with himself when he was leaving the pitch

Higlights are on Goals on Sunday soon.

Wait, what? I would like to confirm that I didn't grab his dick. *Curses the qwerty keyboard on this phone, and auto-grammar corrections*

What he do?

Henry Winter: "Wow...two of the most unappealing characters in English football hit headlines simultaneously: Barton + Joorabchian. Double Trouble" In the headlines for what, grabbing his dick?

They were the only team that let me down on my Goal Rush coupon today as well.

Surely he'd take a massive wage cut to be back home?

Anyone see Balo's reaction to Yaya's first? Couldn't have looked less bothered.

Tevez isn't shy about airing his views on everything, wouldn't be a surprise at all if he sprung this one. Off to Real in January, probably.

Brilliant goal, 2-0.