Fugazi

Awful

what stats are they using?

Was that Beige John?

Remember when 2:1 was seen as a pretty good games to goals ratio?

Haven't seen any pictures but I remember Jose pushing him in the chest.

http://www.facebook.com/search/?flt=1&q=messi+bale&gl=1&lo=en_GB&tas=0.17826077962741216

Aye, was nearly a Schumacher/Battiston moment. Barca got awarded a free-kick.

Insania

I don't know if I've watched slightly less Spanish football this season or the fact I don't have SSN anymore, or whatever it is, but I haven't heard AS much about him. It's just accepted he's going to be utterly insane. Yeah it's pretty much expected that he's going to score shitloads.

Lionel Messi: 15 goals in 13 appearances this season.

Valdes flapping like a bitch.

Little Leo as usuallllll

Baked off his tits.

Nah it's true, mate.

I'm sure he did his mad, stomping run thing again.

'cos Rio is a kernt.

Did anyone else see him totally bottle a challenge with the keeper, after he'd been out through? He looks so disinterested.

There's at least 10 paragraphs. Ten!

Gotham Town was superb last night (if you ignored the fancy-dress twats), Hey Jude playing when the highlights were on the telly. They also played the Collocini song and Daydream Believer. They played Local Hero towards the end. Unreal.

Saw Kadar driving along Haymarket in his Beemer X6 last night.

Come back Craig, all is forgiven. Nah, those were Hughton's exact words.

Aye, was a decent pub as well. Where did you go? We normally go to The Queens when we're down there. Was called The Central, couple of minutes from the ground.

Chas and Dave

Another winner of a thread.