Fugazi

Carroll puts in excellent crosses in at times as well, canny left peg on him.

"He's only went and tackled WAYNE ROONEY! Something to tell the grandchildren about."

He's always struck the ball unbelievably well.

He can fuck off there though.

Looks like more than a few to me like http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/7510/capturevij.jpg Their proofreader must have been banned from the stadium already. EDIT: Even Newcastle fans can spell the name of their club right http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BPBojSYFPDw/RvdrXftLEbI/AAAAAAAAAns/pJnlK120XPc/s1600/Celtcs%2BFeeder%2BClub%2Bbanner.jpg Bloostained: http://blogs.ocweekly.com/navelgazing/tobias-blue.jpg

Those ironic cheers from the Sturk fans are annoying already, pikey bastards.

Not surprised Pulis is geet radge after most matches, they've had no luck this season.

He's fine now though.

He's recovered.

twitter:@andycarrollsex

Wonder if any of the Ingerland squad will act awkward towards Carroll.

Roeder is a bit of a dick tbh.

Frank Sidebottom (RIP)

Barca Taking the piss.

Barca lead through Lionel. His initial through-ball for Villa (or Alves?) was the sex.

What a funny guy. Lol.

Is that someone off here?

Wat

Another awful goal conceded by Cluj.

30 What's the record for a single matchday?

Quite literally a feast of goals tonight.

Shocking goal to concede, shite from Pepe and Casillas.

8-0

7!