Good one.
Pardon? I used to get on toonchat many years ago till it was dibanded. Been working for the British Geological Survey in Greenland since then.
So your name is absolutely not Nick, Stevie or Tom? Okay then.
No mate, why would you think my name was something like that? I'm not here to cause trouble mate, I just saw this website and thought I'd give it a look ok? As you are the admin if you don't want me here I will respect your wishes and leave.
Purely because you're using a proxy to access the forum. Unless you happen to live in Scottsdale, Arizona, of course.
Detective Dave is on the case.