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Need to kill them off by half time so we can save legs second half and home leg...

Howe just saving everyone the embarrassment of him being on the pitch maybe?

Dat bench Are going to suffer this shit every season we play in Europe.

It's like two months playing, two months injured, two months playing, two months injured.

I thought we were almost at the limits of our salary budget, and will otherwise breach domestic and UEFA rules? We'd probably need a sustained £30m increase in commercial revenue to afford 3 readily top class players.

I worry about the mackem game like. They'll have days to prepare. We'll be worn down City/Barca or Chelsea/Chelsea/Barca or Chelsea in the two weeks leading up to it.

Struggling to explain our cup draws these past few years. It cannot possibly just be bad luck.

Arsenal piss easy draw as usual

Sick of this shit now like. It's relentless.

Fucking hell man

HOME!

That's just the short highlights - usually goals only. There are now 11 minute highlights up that show every incident.

Death, taxes, shite cup draw, only certainties in life.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

That a fucking HANDBALL!!!!

Wow. So, so bad. Villa fans must find this hilarious.

Doubt we've managed a proper training session for getting on 3 months now to be fair.

Get Murphy off ffs

Christ, we're diabolical again front third. Villa could be down to 9 and we'd still struggle to get a decent shot off.

Should be a corner - we get a fucking yellow card

We're not getting back into this like. Not sharp enough up front to beat Martinez - that's if we actually start taking shots.

Fuck, Martinez to player a blinder now

FUCK OFFFFF got to be a red

Christ, fuck all seems to be falling our way this season.