KaKa

Linked with a young Albanian DM the same height as Anita. Seems unlikely right? Thought so too.

But guess who he plays for? PAOK in Greece.

I expect us to sign him now. 100%.

We just need an offer for Colback now too.

I hope this kid doesn't make it. He has a terrible name, and this place is already revelling in it far too much for my liking.

 

You'll go full circle when that lass on Twitter starts talking about it. She loves Koks.

Ridiculous 

Oh for goodness sake 

Yeah, when I was asking if the owners were rich it was more along the lines of providing the money to build the team the way Klopp would want.

Yes, there s no doubt he would have come to us if we had on owner who really wanted to do something ambitious.

Offer on the table from Palace for Woodman apparently.

Odds slashed on Klopp to Leicester! Could you imagine?!

Are there owners really rich? Could this actually happen? I would cry so many tears man.

I hope this kid doesn't make it. He has a terrible name, and this place is already revelling in it far too much for my liking.

Not much actually in this but encouraging that SMC seemed to be very involved throughout. Less so Charnley who sat repeating old news

 

http://www.nufcblog.com/2015/07/07/steve-mcclaren-impressive-at-fans-forum-meeting/

Sounds good man.

McClaren is a good and respectable guy, and I have to say that is going to be hugely refreshing, because Pardew wasn't even close to being that.

I'd love that 

Egg all over Pardew's stupid face.

Rumour: Bayern to offer Robben, Muller AND money for Di Maria.

That would be stupendously good for Man Utd man.

Man, if you guys get Ryder fired man 

I'm embarrassed this is what things have come to 

Making up transfer targets because the club won't sign anyone 

Daniel Ainsworth ‏@Ainsworth1980  23s23 seconds ago

Newcastle have agreed a fee for PSV's Georginio Wijnaldum. All that remains is personal terms but I've heard that's expected to go smoothly.

 

Daniel Ainsworth ‏@Ainsworth1980  Jun 18

Bas Dost from Wolfsburg to Newcastle should be a done deal by tomorrow. #nufc

 

http://i.imgur.com/Q6E0hVp.gif

:lol:

Amazed absolutely nothing has happened. So crazy.

Found KaKa's twitter account -

No chance. I would never beg a woman for attention. You might as well remove and her your equipment. Very unmanly.

@TEAMtalk  15s15 seconds ago

Watford have completed the signing of Tottenham midfielder Etienne Capoue for a club record fee. Story to follow... #THFC #Watfordfc

Surprised he didn't work out at Tottenham. Weird one.

Seems like he wasn't given that many chances to prove himself too.

GoonerAlexis is cool with me. Arsenal fans are sound.

You guys are too funny man. Can't believe how much this chick winds you guys up 

:lol:

 

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/452034/Arsenal-defender-Carl-Jenkinson-could-join-West-Ham-permanent-deal

 

‏@EDS_Amy  23h23 hours ago

Carl Jenkinson will be returning to West Ham later this week #whufc

Proven right again

 

Yet again, she's got that from various press reports last week

 

Press reports began exactly 2 hours after Amy broke the story.

 

What are you on about? Theres been stories about this since the last day of the season man

 

Not detailing the exact date and week

 

And they were rumours, she confirmed it, because she knows

 

She also broke the Cech story

 

Mate I'd like to speak to you about a unique investment opportunity, I just need your bank account number and sort code............

Hey that's my stunt you creep. Get off.

Yeah, but the press were also saying Sunderland too.

Give Amy some credit guys. That's all I ask for.

The desperation in Carver's face man 

Such an embarrassment.

Never seen someone so ill suited for management.

Couldn't even present himself the right way. Looks like a fan in that picture and he's supposed to be leading the team!

Those guys were all just there to tell Pardew how good he was. Pathetic setup.

I'm honestly going to enjoy this season so much, just by virtue of not seeing him or Carver on the side line.

So fortunate Crystal Palace came in and began the destruction of that whole setup. Feel sorry for them though. They are in for some dark days.

Still so happy Pardew's gone.

That pic above still made me cringe when it was posted.

Still takes me a split sec to remember he's gone, and then I can exhale.