KaKa

Honestly, what the hell is that? This guy has mental problems. He's a head case.

OptaJoe @OptaJoe  ·  26m 26 minutes ago

13 - Alan Pardew has won more points from losing positions than any other manager in the Premier League this season. Inspirational.

Because he's likely been in losing positions more than anyone else this season.

Fuck off Opta.

The Palace personnel is more suited to Pardew. He'll still try and get too clever and screw things up. Just a matter of time.

Spurs have let the moron beat them twice this season and that is truly despicable.

This Southampton crap needs to stop! That's ages man.

@KHeneage: @FranceFootball, saying Remi Garde is in London having talks with #NUFC top brass: http://t.co/z1mMSMRbEh

I need this in my life right now!!! Oh my Garde!!!

Supertoon please tell me you speak the truth!

The guy is a decent manager in his own right, but will also be picking Wenger's brain? Can this

Please get done!

Knew he'd like Bannan 

His new Colback.

Goof down

 

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/thefr.gif

Looked weak as p*ss and has spent most of the game on his arse.

Probably just as well tbh. Carver needs to be kept as far as possible from earning any credit.

I'm cool with it.

Hope Charnley is in negotiations with Garde and not watching this get any ideas

Not sure we can afford to have Carver win this game man. Too risky.

My temperature is rising man. Pardew still pisses me off, even having gone.

Why have we been denied this player all season?

If he's doing this against Chelsea for goodness sake, what on earth could we have been getting from him from lesser teams.

Mad that Cabella is actually good, makes u think

He's has been good for a total of five minutes in one match.

Based on the way he had been treated though, you'd have thought he wasn't even capable of that.

That 5 mins is also more than what Gouffran, Ameabi and Armstrong have produced all season combined.

Mad that Cabella is actually good, makes u think

I'm delighted he is!

Expose the king, and we can still enjoy him, unlike Ben Arfa.

Just a reminder that both Sammy Ameobi and Armstrong were ahead of Cabella ...

Already hyping up Carver for the job, because we started well 

Fucking pathetic cretins.

Cabella playing with freedom huh? Well I never ...

What did he say about the Palace pitch?

It's agriculture against me.

Beardsley on the new cravendale advert

 

http://m.thegrocer.co.uk/Pictures/420xAny/5/6/6/41566_Cravendale-Barry-advert.jpg

There really are some screwed up people on here man  :lol:

This made my day. Bloody hilarious!

On Garde! He gonna Rapier!

Tragic stuff 

Let's not argue. Pardew is gone and it's possible we might get a good manager. Think back 12 months and the remote possibility of this wasn't even there

 

It's all good. KaKa and I are hopeless avatar brothers, man.

Man, I might have to change my avatar if this goes through 

It's a hell of a turnaround. I thought all hope was gone after that jammy run of results he had. I felt so sick at the time.

People are rejoicing, and you lower the tone by comparing the man to Pardew. 

It was a terrible thing to do. Just awful.

Was this the French guy that was just like Pardew tactically?

Mike, you're a mess. Get out of here man.

There is no one that is like Pardew. No one. Anything is an upgrade on him. Yes, inanimate objects included.

@Scottwilsonecho: A variety of respected French sources saying #NUFC and Remi Garde are now in formal talks. Hints at a resolution next week.

My God ... how did this happen exactly?!

Absolutely overjoyed. Please no hiccups.