KaKa

Has anyone ever utilised that Webster thing?

Liverpool after Pedro ...

Once you like Jack

You never Colback

 

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Fat Sam must be fuming at being told to improve the quality of football or bounce.

All these year with people lamenting your approach, and you've made no effort to at least improve it bit by bit. So these guys don't even look to evolve as managers. Just happy to do the same old crap. Really don't get that.

"Not a Manchester United player"

Such utterly meaningless talk jargon. What the hell does that even mean?

Bunch of arrogant clowns man 

Oh, but I presume Cleverley who was starting games in midfield at the beginning of the season is a Man United player then?! Pah!

What's not to like? He's likely to be Amalfitanoed bro.

Pardew will take one look at the young man's physique and hurl. Feel for the young man.

I think he'll flop...

Don't think so, but I have a feeling he and Rooney won't gel. Rooney will be Jel of RVP essentially.

Pardew has already warned him that he is ignoring his defensive duties by walking straight to the front of the plane

This guy seems very beloved in Tenerife. We should just leave the kid alone, and not crush that whole region's dreams of seeing him prosper.

The state of that thing man! 

These are the people we send to scout and meet players? No wonder we can't sign anyone.

Just looks like a normal dog

The dog is an incredible talent.

HBA with a brazilian girl. GTFI, welcome to the family Hatem!

Bro, you got any sisters?

Hat-trick for Redmond, played really well. We should be trying to sign him

Would be all over Alexis if I was the manager of a team with cash.

Has been linked with Liverpool ...

Man that girl is niiiiiiiiiice.

Now we know why Pardew has been hating hard on this kid.

Woah!

Craig Gardner undergoing medical at WBA.

Why the f*** do premier league clubs keep buying him? He is honestly in the top 5 worst professional footballers I've seen

He's so bad 

He's the annoying kid you played with when you were younger that just wanted to shoot from distance all the time. Obsessed with scoring screamers, but hardly ever does.

Lol: http://www.themag.co.uk/the-mag-articles/newcastle-linked-kenwyne-jones-transfer/

Man, when will the sun shine again for goodness sake.

Honestly feels like these guys are just in it for the celebrity. Bunch of attention seekers.

Cannot imagine this guy being a coach that is more concerned about the players, and improving them.

He'll just be the typical type that just wants his ego stroked, and that's all it'll take to get any recognition in the team.

Really depressing actually.

Well, that's professional isn't it. What an oaf.

Good point. It's a good sign if we ignore Pardew's suggestions and just get the best players we can regardless.

Hopefully whoever then comes in next will have more of a clue.

Have an awful feeling he will be great.

Potential drama though, as the papers yesterday we're claiming he will make Van Persie his captain.

Cue Rooney being a big fat sulk.

 

I don't mean I approve of Giggs and Ranger etc, I just meant it doesn't really factor into my thinking about them as players on a weekly basis.

You're a disgrace! 

Ooooooh look at me, look at me, my workplace has a water cooler!

 

It's a sink with a cup next to it. We all share the cup.

Damn 

Ooooooh look at me, look at me, my workplace has a water cooler!