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Very cute. But exceedingly stupid. No one is asking anybody to sign up to anything. Just stop making a new thread every five minutes moaning about the same shit time and time again when we are at the start of the summer and the owner has stated his plans which he is currently trying to implement. The only time the "radical Ashleyites" are ever heard from is when they are trying to shut up the suicidal doom monger's bitching 24-7 about the same bollocks. Also love the way Dennis Wise is claimed to be the director of football whenever anyone wants to critisize the club. Bloody hilarious that.

Never shoots and never crosses. I don't think those spindly little legs of his are able to generate the necessary power to do so.

Fabregas selfish? Now I have heard it all. Hleb is such an idiot.

and how do you feel about the current man u model that was employed to regain their title from chelski and hold onto it? is that repulsive? Man U's success and revenue has been built up over time. They have consistently been in ithe Champions league and at the top of the table for a good while now and are enjoying the benefits of this. I have no problem with their spending which is still only a fraction of Chelsea's. Not to mention Man United's initial success was all built off of mostly their youngsters who cost them nought. When we are in the champions league year in year out then we can start spending like those guys. Way to completely miss the point by the way. Why don't you comment on what I had to say about Everton then?

There are basically just a bunch of Chelsea groupies on here who think they support Newcastle. They just want someone to come in and start throwing absurd amounts of money around like a madman. Personally I find the Chelsea model repulsive and I more than happy with what I have seen done so far and I see no sense in getting upset when we are basically at the start of summer and the new owner has done absolutely nothing wrong. People are always gushing with admiration for Everton who are consistently finishing 5th nowadays, but who has spent less money than them!!! The only big money signing they have had recently is Yakubu and this was just last summer. If we had bought a Lescott, Jagielka or Phil Neville, idiots would have been moaning about not enough ambition being shown and never getting into Europe and all that crap. Well guess what Everton have been kicking our arses now for a good while and these are the sorts they have been bringing in. People need to grow up and just think about things logically for once, they really do.

Sorry mate but you are bloody desperate and quite frankly out of your mind. What on Earth has this idiot done to deserve £150,000 a week from Newcastle United? ARE YOU FREAKIN' KIDDING ME!!! You are happy to make this guy who is obviously some sort of egotistical maniac and one of the most probable mercenaries if ever I saw one, one of the highest paid players in the premiership?! I'm sorry but this statement of yours is both infuriating and bewildering. This is real life and not a video game. You pay the top players in the world this sort of money. Players who are guaranteed to produce and who do so game in and game out wherever and whenever. You can in no way justify this s**** and I find this sort of neediness disgusting. Just go and support Chelsea why don't you. I'm sick and tired of your sort waiting for these senseless and grossly irresponsible signings and whinging about Ashley because he isn't doing an Abramovich. Just clear off. Thank God he has more sense than the lot of you combined. he already said he was talking about Barcelona, not Newastle bloody hell Oh ... apologies if so, but man a red mist just descended upon me after I read that and I was vexed. I'm just sick of all the moaning Chelsea wannabes. It's embarrassing. Support Chelsea and the problem is solved right? Bunch of f***ing losers on here I tell you. In my view we have a very sensible owner who genuinely seems to have what looks like a bloody impressive vision for the club. So far he has done nothing wrong and hasn't even had one season with his own manager and players at the club and all this complaining. Does my head in. At least wait till he fails, which I doubt will happen.

Sorry mate but you are bloody desperate and quite frankly out of your mind. What on Earth has this idiot done to deserve £150,000 a week from Newcastle United? ARE YOU FREAKIN' KIDDING ME!!! You are happy to make this guy who is obviously some sort of egotistical maniac and one of the most probable mercenaries if ever I saw one, one of the highest paid players in the premiership?! I'm sorry but this statement of yours is both infuriating and bewildering. This is real life and not a video game. You pay the top players in the world this sort of money. Players who are guaranteed to produce and who do so game in and game out wherever and whenever. You can in no way justify this shite and I find this sort of neediness disgusting. Just go and support Chelsea why don't you. I'm sick and tired of your sort waiting for these senseless and grossly irresponsible signings and whinging about Ashley because he isn't doing an Abramovich. Just clear off. Thank God he has more sense than the lot of you combined.

"Maetihs and Tsunami talking shite and lapping it up"

Yeh beacuse replacing Barry with Bentley is like for like. FFS when are we getting a Dm. Yep like for like ... one expensive England international midfielder for another. Using the Barry money to fund the deal while Spurs fumble around trying to pay off the fee in installments. Bentley on the right and then Sidwell in later to play in the middle with Reo-Coker. Then what Spurs? Then what?

It's amazing what a series of clumsy step overs can get you nowadays.

I wonder what all these Spurs fans will do when Bentley signs for Villa to replace Barry ...

Ah! Forgot Harpers contract was almost up. He might well be the one leaving then. Andujar is a younger keeper with more experience who could take over from Given either this season or the next as Given is getting up there in age and his injuries are piling up. Krul and the others won't quite be ready for a little while as they are all quite inexperienced.

Cheers for that Dave With great power comes great responsibility Dave. Jonas would be impressed with your behaviour rightnow.

And I said it!

Oh no! Inflammatory stuff woz ere.

Jokes aside ... I honestly thnk the former regime might have something to do with this. Maybe even Allardyce's people perhaps? A lot of bitter peope formerly associated with the club who could be responsible for this crap.

Okocha came from there too. Okocha and Ronaldinho were in the team at the same time at one point. The skills on show must have been outrageous.

Ridiculous statement. Malouda was never hard running or hard working. Always been work shy and doesn't have any of the size, strength or enginge that Gutierrez appears to have. Besides it's such a random comparison. Malouda is a smallish left footed winger from the French league while Gutierrez is a big right footed winger from the Spanish league. Why the heck did you go with that comparison?

I like the sound of all that, and although they say he isn't very tricky he apparently has a terrific burst of pace which is always very useful in the premier league. Looking forward to see him feature for us.

I'll get shot down for this Dave but i actually believe he will be a very good centre half when he gets a bit older. However, i don't believe he is the player for us. We need someone in the peak of their career. I won't shut you down because I agree. His only problem right now is one of maturity and focus which I believe will come as he gets older and he gets the young, rich and famous out of his system. His first season at West ham in the prem he was very good and then the hype came along and he got carried away with all that. Get him away from London and at a more disciplined and structured club and he will certainly improve as a player, and even moreso as he gets older. Unless he does a Bramble. Bramble to me was just never there mentally. He never was strong enough mentally to get through a game of football without losing it completely. The thing about Bramble was that he lacked so much confidence and so even when he wasn't making mistakes he always looked unsure of himself and very vulnerable and this gave the strikers playing against him an immense boost of confidence which is not good. Despite his physical attributes he never really intimidated the strikers he went up against. A lot of defenders make mistakes and are nowhere near as talented as Bramble but still they are far more intimidating and difficult to play against. This was always Brambles biggest problem to me. If anything Ferdinand is too confident in himself. He will not be Bramblesque. At the very worst he would be a solid backup but under the right conditions I think he could be near the level of his brother someday.

I'll get shot down for this Dave but i actually believe he will be a very good centre half when he gets a bit older. However, i don't believe he is the player for us. We need someone in the peak of their career. I won't shut you down because I agree. His only problem right now is one of maturity and focus which I believe will come as he gets older and he gets the young, rich and famous out of his system. His first season at West ham in the prem he was very good and then the hype came along and he got carried away with all that. Get him away from London and at a more disciplined and structured club and he will certainly improve as a player, and even moreso as he gets older.

Another thing is that Redknapp is exactly the type of manager that will get the best out of Crouch. He does tend to give guys like Defoe, Crouch and even Glenn Johnson that extra bit of confidence that makes them much more consistent and effective than they typically are. He won't have to worry about losing his first team place anymore either, as was the case at Liverpool.

This Arshavin hype is getting crazy. He was only quoted as being £6 million when we were first linked at the end of last year and now £25 million!!! Don't want anything to do with him at that price.

Young man, if I am right will you go die? Iif so I will certainly come to your funeral and remember you for who you are, a true gentleman. R.I.P Duff11 A.KA Woodgate27 (On Howaythetoon), Bellamy10, Parker17 and soon Owen10. You are a newcastle fan though right? When you said we are closing you do mean NUFC? Yeh. Aimar deal is said to be £7million whilst De la Red is around £9million. Aimar for £7 million ... I think your covers just been blown mate. No way he costs that much at his age and with his recent play. Besides we wouldn't pay that much for him anyway.