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Alongside Owen and Martins those qualities would be ideal.

This is hilarious. Turkey are unbelievable. As soon as they associated Modric with Tottenham leading up to his penalty I knew he would miss. Modric will have a monumental breakdown and will never be the same player. Tottenham career over before it even started. Class!!! That's what happens when you mess with the Toon biaaaaatch!

Tottenham through and through. When the chips are down ... flop city.

Turkey are the most amazing side. Never say die attitude. Unbelievable heart and determination. Brilliant.

I wouldn't pay much attention to what Bentley has to say. I don't think he's really all that fussed about going to a champions league club. He just wants to go to a club that is a bit more flash than Blackburn and would settle for uefa cup footy for sure. I could easily see him going to Spurs or Man City definitely.

Hats off to Arsenal. They've absolutely ripped off Barca there. Fortunately for Adebayor though, he will be going to Spain and not Italy, where he would have been totally useless. He should do okay at Barca though, although not as good as he was this past season at Arsenal. What is up with Barca anyway? Henry, Hleb and Adebayor now. Just collecting all of the Arsenal players, assuming they are still after hleb of course.

Coupet sucks and he is an old man now. Spurs dodged a bullet there.

Bordeaux: Chamakh, the head to Newcastle 32 matches in championship this season with the of the Gironde of Bordeaux for 4 goals. Marouane Chamakh (24 years) proved once more at the time of this exercise that it was not a born kicker, in contrast to his teammate Fernando Cavenaghi author of 15 realizations in 23 matches. But, one rediscovers the international Moroccan in head of poster of another decisive sector, the one of the availability for its teammates. The attack is the better one of bordeaux smuggler of the season (7 pass decisive), performances that are not passed unnoticed of the side of the First League. In contrast to the previous years where his names returned often in the sections transfers, the name of the of bordeaux attack is not announced anything leaves elsewhere this low season. The reason comes maybe on account of the fact that the departure of the Moroccan to Newcastle is heard since some months, as confirmed us a close source of the file "One not about it speaks, since this practically is done since... February. The officializing could take place in July". Not disposing any another attacking of this profile in his effective one, Laurent White would have liked preserved Chamakh. But, after practically eight past years in his formative club and an aborted transfer to the OL in 2006, the player feels ready to leave his cocoon to rejoin a championship where its qualities can more to assert itself. As for Laurent White, this is side of the attack of the LOSC Kévin Mirallas (20 years), that it seems henceforth to turn itself.

He's so desperate to be a pretty boy a la Becks, but he's getting no acknowledgement. His wardrobe will only get more outrageous and eccentric as he gets more and more despserate. Brace yourselves!

I mean seriously ... how predictable can someone be?

That team really doesn't look great, even on paper. They'd just get pushed around. Very soft midfield. With the way that midfield is shaping up they are going to need a world class DM to make sure it balances right.

It appears our standing is so low that they can't even differentiate us from Middlesbrough at the minute.

After managing to catch a bit of Ince's MK Dons this season I was very surprised at the quality of football they played. Really good to watch but still showed a lot of desire and committment. I think he'll do well. This surely is the final nail on the coffin for Allardyce. A young, inexperienced, league one manager hired ahead of him. Big Sam is going to have to step down to the championship in order to get back into footy management. For Blackburn to turn you down ... ha ha ha ha ha ha

Here's a tip for you young rookie. Never rely on flashy gear to get you attention. It'll only attract the wrong sort anyway. Do your thing by all means and look fresh and fly out there but never go over the top. Makes you look desperate, like your trying too hard. Despite being almost 30 and having all that money Lampard still hasn't learnt this. Cringeworthy and rather embarrassing. Fashion tips across a footie forum, seen it all now. Get yourself in the Materialism thread Kaka, you'd have a field day. Never really ventured outside of the football forum ... sounds rather intriguing though. Might have to check that one out.

Here's a tip for you young rookie. Never rely on flashy gear to get you attention. It'll only attract the wrong sort anyway. Do your thing by all means and look fresh and fly out there but never go over the top. Makes you look desperate, like your trying too hard. Despite being almost 30 and having all that money Lampard still hasn't learnt this. Cringeworthy and rather embarrassing.

I can't wait to see what formation Spurs are planning on playing next season. I find this all very fascinating. Still no steel in midfield. Wonder where they'll put Modric especially. Don't think he could hack it as one of a midfield pairing in the premier league. I could only really see him playing in the centre as one of a three.

My goodness! Check out Owen's face! Contract talks clearly going swimmingly ...

That one never gets old, does it? I think it just about did. Never! It's not even being done right anymore. "To late ... "?!

That one never gets old, does it? I think it just about did.

Realistic yes. Depends who the alternatives are though for whether I'd want him. I don't think he's a great deal more than Milner with pace. £7m for Milner, £5m for Lennon then I'd take it (assuming similar wages etc). Lennons pace gives us a better option than Milner if we want to vary 4-3-3 and 4-4-2. Also remember when Gillespie first signed he was all pace a varied end product. Only really kicked on after the summer. I know Lennon is a bit older, but given the right targets to aim for maybe........... In that scenario then yes obviously I would too - it's an upgrade for less money. My point was that if the choice is between Lennon and SWP, I'd want the latter as it's more of an upgrade IMO. If SWP is available, I'd be disappointed if we went for Lennon. Can't argue with that at all, I think SWP is a vastly superior player who has suffered from lack of playing time. A relative of Robert Segal (Bentley's agent) is saying that Bentley wants back to London and would be happy at Spurs (though I guess he would be happier at Chelsea). Blackburn are said to be wanting £18m which is £5m more than Spurs want to pay. I believe Spurs would be wanting around £10m for Lennon but he won't be moving until there is a replacement in, whether that be Bentley or someone else. You've really outdone yourself this time. Stephen Segal, Spurs ITK. Whatever next?

So basically, he's managed to weasel another couple of days off?! Does this man ever do anything even slightly resembling work?

Even O'Neill is making signings before Kev!

Mackem fan taking the piss in my opinion Well his name is shiteam backwards. We have a breakthrough!!!

Thank god for our little jailbird hunter eh? Edit: Don't worry. I know you meant jailbait.