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If Ronaldinho came here he'd excite us no end. Don't try and make out anything different. It all depends on the circumstances is my point. If it took KK hiding out in steam rooms in Brazil to get his attention along with £200,000 a week then I would be concerned about how he would perform when he arrived. If we signed him just for him to continue his recent trends at Barca of being fat and unfit while giving the odd fancy flick and stepover, I wouldn't be impressed. EDIT: Just seen the bit you added ... There are some fly young hotties out there who do have some integrity you know. They're not all fat cloggers. That's where our scouting network comes in you see.

Depends on what your into I guess ... if you'd rather do "it" with someone while they lie there uninterested while charging more brand new products to your credit card then that's cool I guess. I'd rather get with someone who isn't just into bleeding me dry, but who also wants to get jiggy with me just as much as I want to them. You dig?

Because when he gets back things are supposed to happen. Simply really, those things would have been happening if he was here. When he gets back, others are also getting back. Do you think Keegan could have signed David Bentley had he not gone away? Because Bentley's currently in Marbella. Why Bentley as an example? A player hunting CL football. If we were to have ANY chance of signing him KK would have to be face to face doing his stuff. KK could possibly fly to Marbella to seek out Bentley if he were interested, but really Bentley is never going to be interested in this club the state its in. Flown to Marbella to seek him out?!!! That just reeks of desperation and would most likely put the dude off. KK would come across as a freakin' stalker! Never come across as being too needy. Make sure you remember that. Will help you out with the chicks too. mackems.gif Because when he gets back things are supposed to happen. Simply really, those things would have been happening if he was here. When he gets back, others are also getting back. Do you think Keegan could have signed David Bentley had he not gone away? Because Bentley's currently in Marbella. Why Bentley as an example? A player hunting CL football. If we were to have ANY chance of signing him KK would have to be face to face doing his stuff. KK could possibly fly to Marbella to seek out Bentley if he were interested, but really Bentley is never going to be interested in this club the state its in. Flown to Marbella to seek him out?!!! That just reeks of desperation and would most likely put the dude off. KK would come across as a freakin' stalker! Never come across as being too needy. Make sure you remember that. Will help you out with the chicks too. It's what Citeh did for Ronaldinho, flew out to Brazil, only way they'll ever get such a player is treat him like royalty and the only person that matters. Not a phonecall from a sun lounger while drinking a cocktail 1000's of miles away. It's just not going to wash i'm afraid. Sometimes you've got to go that extra mile like FS did with Owen. Ronaldinho. Good example and so I will use the same analogy. Man City are indeed playing the role of the desperate guy and are throwing ridiculous amounts of money at the guy to boot. At the moment Ronaldinho is simply flirting with them while trying to get the attention of some more attractive "dudes". If he doesn't succeed he will hook up with Man City strictly for the cash but will never be committed to the relationship and will no doubt put in a half arsed effort. It will all end in tears and broken hearts until the next pathetic dude comes around. In short, what I'm trying to say is that KK doesn't need to resort to sneaking up on half dressed men on sun loungers. That is just not a good look for KK.

You guys saw my petition right? Get with the programme.

Because when he gets back things are supposed to happen. Simply really, those things would have been happening if he was here. When he gets back, others are also getting back. Do you think Keegan could have signed David Bentley had he not gone away? Because Bentley's currently in Marbella. Why Bentley as an example? A player hunting CL football. If we were to have ANY chance of signing him KK would have to be face to face doing his stuff. KK could possibly fly to Marbella to seek out Bentley if he were interested, but really Bentley is never going to be interested in this club the state its in. Flown to Marbella to seek him out?!!! That just reeks of desperation and would most likely put the dude off. KK would come across as a freakin' stalker! Never come across as being too needy. Make sure you remember that. Will help you out with the chicks too.

Only I am speaking the truth backed up with the fact we've signed no one while he was away. I'd rather we signed people who he's spoken talk to face-to-face first. So would I, and i'd rather he didn't take a holiday and put the club 1st. If he loves it so much he'd not have left, unless the pressure is severe in which case we need to get rid of him and bring in someone mentally stronger. Blimey ... Is this one a joke too? It sounds as though it ought to be surely?

Down with Dave

Good news. The only players you are going to sign on the back of a phone call 1000's of miles away are 3rd rate players like Danny Guthrie. Stop spreading Maetihsitis.

Your far too sensible for these shores. How I wanted us to sign Bentley after his first stint at Norwich, but it was the same type of things being said about Guthrie and Larsson now. There is no guarantee these players will become as good as Bentley, but it is well worth taking a flier on a few of these types of players due to their reasonably cheap prices and potential for improvement. Exactly. Both of these players had good seasons and Keegan does have the ability to make them even better. It's not like we are able to sign the Luka Modric's of the world You were going so well up until then ...

Good news. Bad news mate, as something has clearly gone wrong if nothing has happenned. I doubt he has lost his touch. Clearly he isn't getting the backing he wants from the board. Can't believe you've found a way to turn that into something negative. Get a grip man. Can't believe you've found a way to turn that into something serious. Get a grip man. Goes to show how bad things have been on here that I actually thought that was a serious statement. It wasn't right? No it wasn't. Cool.

Good news. Bad news mate, as something has clearly gone wrong if nothing has happenned. I doubt he has lost his touch. Clearly he isn't getting the backing he wants from the board. Can't believe you've found a way to turn that into something negative. Get a grip man. Can't believe you've found a way to turn that into something serious. Get a grip man. Goes to show how bad things have been on here that I actually thought that was a serious statement. It wasn't right?

Harry, a grown ass man with kids really shouldn't be acting this way. Get a freakin' grip. Oh ... and can peoples stop saying the window isn't open. You can clearly make signings right now, just that they won't be official till July 1st.

Good news. Bad news mate, as something has clearly gone wrong if nothing has happenned. I doubt he has lost his touch. Clearly he isn't getting the backing he wants from the board. Can't believe you've found a way to turn that into something negative. Get a grip man.

That would be a nicely balanced midfield. All British too! I really think people have written Sidwell off too quickly. He'll bounce back well this coming season.

I just want to know what food you eat because I want some! The most plausible thing on here. I really think the club just made a decision to wait until after the Euros to finalize any moves. In the meantime I think we have been making enquiries with clubs in regards to transfer fees and also gauging players interest in joining us. The Van der Vaart bit is just an extra bit of fantasy but I do think it could happen. I'm an eternal optimist.

The influx of signings will begin just after the Euro championships. I believe we identified a number of targets, a good number of which are at the tourneament, and Keegan has been asked to take advantage of the tournament to take another look at these targets in a different environment before bringing any in. Major moves will begin shortly after the tourney wraps up. I will make a bold prediction that our first signing will be a very big one and it will be Van der Vaart.

Jose signed Drogba + Young striker hailed as the next Drogba = Jose will sign the young striker. Lazy journalism.

What is especially intriguing about this guy is that he is still only 21. You would imagine he could still improve quite a bit and if we did sign him we would get years of service out of him. Loving this new approach of targetting younger talent. I just hoep we can really pull it off and land some gems.

This is a big problem both Zoggy and Milner have. They therefore make the game far more difficult than it should be.

Arda vs Modric

GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Best in the world ...

The guy just seems to be a very heady and intelligent player. Very, very mature level of play for a 21 year old. An absolute crime that he was left out of the first game.

Well i would not Buy Turan to play in a midfield three if that was what you meant? I think he'd work well on the left of a midfield three. I would rather like to see him in the last third of the pitch as much as possible instead of him chasing around all over the pitch. Use his qualitys in the best possible way, and i dont think we would see the best of him in a midfield three. I would rather see two dynamic players there with good passing and the third being a real creative playmaker who makes things tick and can find the space between the opponents midfield and back four..