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Are you sure the players agent isn't keen to invite a bid from Wenger. Doubt Arsenal would bring in a pretty boy DM when they need more of a destroyer alongside Cesc. Veloso is more of a Carrick/Pirlo sort. That player description should be added to FM. They would if they had any sense. Veloso needs a Mascherano or Hargreaves sort alongside him I think. Would be ideal in a 4-2-3-1 setup. He does do a job defensively but not quite enough to be the lone DM in the prem I don't think.

Are you sure the players agent isn't keen to invite a bid from Wenger. Doubt Arsenal would bring in a pretty boy DM when they need more of a destroyer alongside Cesc. Veloso is more of a Carrick/Pirlo sort.

Thats all great and stuff but how about we focus on signing players for this year perhaps?

That would be class! Crouch to replace Berbatov. Pure genius.

Yeah! I'll have you know that we couldn't even manage to sign No Juan. After consulting his agent Maetihs he turned us down because nobody knows who Keegan is and we are a crap club with no Europe and no hope and we might as well pack it in and cease to exist. One thing I heard is that Spurs were rumoured to be making a late pounce for him before we got there first. According to Jol Spurs "stepped aside" because the player demanded a £100,000 a week and so Villa had to offer him £300,000 in order for him to be able to resist that glorious symbol of footballing excellence that is Spurs.

Yeah! I'll have you know that we couldn't even manage to sign No Juan. After consulting his agent Maetihs he turned us down because nobody knows who Keegan is and we are a crap club with no Europe and no hope and we might as well pack it in and cease to exist.

Think the stories stopped after he decided to sign that new deal. He didn't really get to play that much at the Euros to be fair.

Oh shut up. Of course he wanted to come to England and even Newcastle as he said so himself didn't he. We didn't firm up our interest for whatever reason and now bigger and better clubs have come in for him. We live with it and we move on. Like someone else already mentioned we are spotting some good young players and hopefully its just a matter of time. now now, don't be bitter its not my fault we didn't get him. It's just annoying this cliche of all players only wanting to go to London. It's absolutely rubbish most of the time. Most of these guys are just happy to be coming over to play in England.

Oh shut up. Of course he wanted to come to England and even Newcastle as he said so himself didn't he. We didn't firm up our interest for whatever reason and now bigger and better clubs have come in for him. We live with it and we move on. Like someone else already mentioned we are spotting some good young players and hopefully its just a matter of time.

Redknapp was going on about wanting him a little while back. Seeing as they just had a big bid for Crouch knocked back I would imagine it is Portsmouth.

Wait ... so this guy moans about Derdiyok and then suggests Jimmy freakin' Bullard?!!! Get a life you loser. Some infuriating individuals on here honestly. Just shut up and wait till we buy someone and then you can see how they play before running your mouth when there is no knowledge in your head.

I would have so take the deal that would have landed us Insua and Guthrie. Milner sucks. Insua is a very talented young left back. Watched him for the reserves last season and he looked good. Guthrie can only be marginally worse than MIlner at the very worst. He's probably better than Milner in fact.

Why can't he partner him with keane? He could but they would become a lot more limited as far as their attacking style is concerned. Wouldn't be a smart move. I wouldn't mind though. We'll just keep torching them every season.

Why is Ramos even watching him though? Surely he can't partner him with Keane upfront?! Bizarre.

So you say you watched him but at the same time can't remember him being on the pitch!? Sounds to me like a bad thing in regard to your mental health.

Cheap and trashy transfer titilation for the lonely, desperate and needy. Spurs heaven.

Stood out more than Gomis and Gomez and looked a very promising prospect at just 19 years old. Was able to perform on what was a pretty big stage for the youngster. £6 million wouldn't be bad business at all.

I'd take Lennon and Bent, wouldn't want the others. There's a reason they want rid. Didn't think you'd accept other clubs' cast-offs btw. Most players sold are cast-offs, just depends on the quality of the cast off. All of the above for those prices would enhance our squad, some of them straight into the 1st team. I don't mind good business, and they would be good business. Ramos thinks Kaboul may have moved into the Premiership too early but isn't writing him off. He may still go to WBA on a season long loan, other clubs are also in the mix for a loan. Of the others, Spurs won't sell Bent for £8m while Sunderland are in regular contact, Chimbonda may go for £4m, Lennon a bit more than £6m and Hudd may possibly go to Blackburn as part of a deal for Bentley, depends on who Ince actually wants to be added to his squad. Seems like mostly s*** clubs are the only ones interested, giving a truer valuation of their worth. Newcastle and Wham are the only clubs showing interest in Lennon. Newcastle have also made noises about Chimbonda, Pompey want Kaboul. Not all exactly s*** clubs. BTW, the Sun is saying that Spurs won't sell Lennon to Newcastle as they want to use him as bait to get Bentley. That's not true, Lennon has refused point blank to move to Blackburn. MJ can you please confirm that this Dawson talk is nonsense. We all know you probably can't REALLY confirm this, but we'll all play along for this rumour at least. Cheers mate Newcastle asked about his situation a while ago (no offer or bid) and I've heard nothing since. Maybe the current rumour is leading from that or maybe there has been more recent conversations, I don't honestly know. You are supposed to confirm that it is nonsense dude. What the heck is wrong with you?

I'd take Lennon and Bent, wouldn't want the others. There's a reason they want rid. Didn't think you'd accept other clubs' cast-offs btw. Most players sold are cast-offs, just depends on the quality of the cast off. All of the above for those prices would enhance our squad, some of them straight into the 1st team. I don't mind good business, and they would be good business. Ramos thinks Kaboul may have moved into the Premiership too early but isn't writing him off. He may still go to WBA on a season long loan, other clubs are also in the mix for a loan. Of the others, Spurs won't sell Bent for £8m while Sunderland are in regular contact, Chimbonda may go for £4m, Lennon a bit more than £6m and Hudd may possibly go to Blackburn as part of a deal for Bentley, depends on who Ince actually wants to be added to his squad. Seems like mostly s*** clubs are the only ones interested, giving a truer valuation of their worth. Newcastle and Wham are the only clubs showing interest in Lennon. Newcastle have also made noises about Chimbonda, Pompey want Kaboul. Not all exactly s*** clubs. BTW, the Sun is saying that Spurs won't sell Lennon to Newcastle as they want to use him as bait to get Bentley. That's not true, Lennon has refused point blank to move to Blackburn. MJ can you please confirm that this Dawson talk is nonsense. We all know you probably can't REALLY confirm this, but we'll all play along for this rumour at least. Cheers mate

Completely wrong. Lennon will never be as good as Bentley. When you take into account Bentley's crossing, shooting, ability from set pieces, vision, passing ... it just won't happen.

Milner in the middle seems a popular theory and I can't help but wonder why. He doesn't have the movement, vision, awareness, passing ability or quick thinking to play in there. I think he would lose the ball constantly. All Milner typically wants to do is put his head down and try to beat his man with step overs, emphasis on TRY, because he usually fails unfortunately. Just not a good enough player.

The reason would be that he sucks maybe?

Torres has been awful this game. Will probably score now though ...

Did Motson just refer to Senna as Silva?