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How has Alan Hutton looked then? I think he'll do well for them.

The Giles Barnes thing was the real downer for me. Jus tdon't understand what went on there. Other than that, it is true there wasn't really much out there to be had.

You mean like 'Given beaten easily again from Long Range..' !!!?? Yes, unfortunately ... We could potentially be facing both Mido and Alves on Sunday. Bloody typical. We already know Taylor falls over as soon as Mido breathes on him, so it should be fun

Sleep it off fellas. You'll feel better when you wake. Angulo cometh in the morning. He's a free agent y'know

Angulo nailed on.

It's over shoo! go away!

Three: Beye, Geremi, Carr. But I agree doesn't make a whole lot of sense. Good point about Geremi as that is probably his best position at the moment. I'm expecting an announcement that Olivier Bernard will be returning just to round off tonight.

Chimbonda can be drafted in at centre back, he's done it for Spurs under Jol a few times. A better defender than Rozenhal and no brass spent. Good business. Even more dissapointing if we are bringing him in to play centre back. Why not just get Van Buyten in on loan? Ugly window this one.

Chimbonda is just about the last person I want right now, whcih makes this all the more annoying. A left-back or a competent midfileder with ability or a winger? But no a right back, even though we already have two. Lord forgive us for whatever it is we have done to deserve this. I beg of thee.

hrmmmmm we have signed Gilberto. Engage brain and then think about what he said ... He knows. Thanks for that. Didnt think i'd actually have to say it. Just messing with you, chill out. Today's been really dissapointing. How do we let Lazio have Roz without even being able to wrangle Pandev on loan or something? Geez ...

you mean...sexy Yes sexy, but in a dirty, filthy sort of way. It will be Elano all over again (remember his freekick?). Why we are always the poster boys for introducing these new guys into the league I will never know.

hrmmmmm we have signed Gilberto. Engage brain and then think about what he said ...

Boro do create chances, and I hate to say it, but they actually play some pretty decent football. Tell you what if this guy plays (Alves) we'd better not give away any stupid free kicks in and around our box (our speciality). He has some filthy free kicks up his sleeve and we will pay for it dearly.

What a bad month this has been, just been one long pisstake of the club really, by absolutely everyone. The media, other managers, other teams, our own players ... Stay up and start over in the summer, yet again. It has to work this time. Hopefully ...

Haven't seen much of him for you guys. Has he done that well then?

Surprising move by city.

There would be a very serious party in my pants if that went down.

Still no sign of a right back? Nope. I knew there wouldn't be as soon as they said Mellberg was staying till the end of the season. How the f*** is it possible to fail to find one in 18 months? So f****** frustrating. The thing though is with Mellberg staying till the summer it was always likely that MON was going to wait till then, especially as England's Curtis Davies is doing so well. We should have ditched Taylor and signed CD to be honest, or just signed him anyway.

Sissoko has come out and said that both ourselves and Tottenham were interested in him too! I bet that would have pleased people to no end.

Look, at the end of the day they could have just brought in one signing just to get us off you know! They know how we are about our shiny new signings round here! The team is dull as hell to watch right now. Couldn't they just bring in one sexy dude, just one? Didn't even have to be someone super sexy or anything you know ... even Giles barnes would have had us slightly satisfied. Offered us some hope. You pass on Barnes for about £5 million with nothing else to bring in? Weak effort.

We have Taylor, Cacapa, Faye and Beye who can all play there right? The guy wouldn't have played at all with the Africans returning. What we really need is a left back if anything. Sick of seeing Zoggy back there as soon as Enrique gets crocked. Milner also needs some competition. Playing all these games will only make him look worse. Has he had a break yet this season?

Will be a loan with a view to a permanente (italian?) surely. Them eyetalian clubs ain't got no dough like.

Thank you Lord. Your mercies never cease. These two (Faye and Beye) are far more important than Martins to us right now. Can't believe they are coming home!!! Yipee!!!

If this guy is a right footed winger type then he will be competition for Milner, and this is absolutely vital for us the rest of the season. I am really hopeful that the decision to pull out of the Barnes deal was because we felt happier spending more on this fella rather than Barnes. Skirge make it happen buddy.