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Mbeumo again ... Not good enough for Newcastle according to some.

I know

NO!!! The man to get is Yusuf Yazici.

Arsenal were so comfortable. Cheap give away of points thanks to Rice.

Thought it was a really poor signing. He's really weak physically and quite passive. Will probably score the winner now though.

Martinelli you pansy. Get up man.

Ooof ... Fair play Gabriel for that block. Didn't turn away from that like you see so often.

I'm rooting against anyone that could be in and around us this season. Always.

Such a weak finish from Havertz, after some brilliant play.

Last thing we need is Brighton picking up 9 points from three, having played Man United and Arsenal. Not enjoying the way this game is going at all.

Really don't like Gabriel as a defender. So poor there.

Rice is so dumb there man. Tried to be slick but got caught out.

Complete change in Havertz demeanour and going from strength to strength since leaving Chelsea. Suspect it will soon be the same with Sterling. Such a mess of a club.

Really doesn't paint Staveley, Mehrdad and Ashworth in a great light either. Seems to have been a very relaxed and even irresponsible lack of awareness of the PSR concerns until the start of this summer, which created a lot of chaos it seems. Maybe some of Eales concerns were valid? Just hope this summer focuses minds, and has everyone sharpen up and get things in order. It's been such a mess, that I actually think that is the exact effect it will have. And so we just might come out of this okay.

Yusuf Yazici.

Mitchell has gone rouge and is making signings of his own accord.

Hate to be that guy. But if they're getting both Lacroix and Chalobah That Palace fan might regret having sent that gif ...

This guy hasn't played enough, so difficult to know what he's capable of. Would be similar to the punt we took on Willock, which worked out well to be fair. Actually think they're pretty good friends, so at least Willock would be happy.

Did they get Lacroix as well? Or did that fall through?

Didn't even have to include an option or obligation to sign him. One final almighty kick in the bollocks from Parish.

Yeah. A lot of them didn't like that move or the Mamardashvili signing. Two players that would have made most of us very happy. Such a twisted cruel world man

Yeah, and the Liverpool lot were spitting feathers. They too were asking why they didn't have any other options!

Haven't you heard? We're only just getting started