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The defenders and goalie all half arsed it

I don't even know what to say about this performance and score line.

This is baffling.

Very smart of Shelvey to continue the run and finish it.

Great flick from Carroll to be fair. Fantastic assist.

Carroll is onside.

This passing man ...

Parking the bus vs a promoted side in Sheff Utd

The man is shameless. I'll give him that.

Don't even want us to win but we are winning away against a team doing well, comments seem weird.

Hayden's having his lie down ...

We've had 23% possession ...

The absolute state of that!

Carroll realising the absolute dogs work we've been asking Joelinton to do.

He's knackered already it seems. Has not been involved in any play whatsoever, good or bad.

ASM has to go off. He's fucked.

 

Nothing wrong with him is there?

 

He can't break out of a jog. He's running awkwardly as hell.

That's just his gait I think. Seems fine.

ASM has to go off. He's fucked.

Nothing wrong with him is there?

We have nothing upfront this is like playing with 10 men

 

 

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As far as holding the ball up!

We have nothing upfront this is like playing with 10 men

Andy Carroll is a mess

He is definitely worse than Joelinton. Not even competing for the ball. Too slow to get anywhere near it

"Jumped like an NBA basketball player" apparently 

So cringe

That dancing ASM animation man

The boy is fantastic. Nice for him.

Shelvey actually can't run ... it's amazing his lack of mobility.

Sheffield United are really good man. They'll bamboozle us.

They've got a striker that is now scoring goals consistently for them now too in Mousset.

Wilder uses the 3-5-2 formation in a really unique way. Hope fat head takes notes.

Sheffield United manager Chris Wilder on Steve Bruce: "He is an experienced manager. You are not just given jobs in the Premier League if you are bang average and Steve isn't bang average as a manager and a person.

 

He literally was given the job because he's bang average (at best)

 

He's definitely being ironic there man

The way he emphasises 'bang average' lets you know that's what he thinks of Bruce 

When I watched via my ipad (and chromecast to my TV) it wasn't great either.

Switched to watch via my playstation 4 and it was great.

That was a fun evening. Kudos to Prime.

See how our lot get on tomorrow. Think it will be cringe.

Got rid of Jesus for Firmino. Gonna regret that

 

Firmino benched

Firmino assist 

Lovely goal again.

Filthy skill from Firmino to set him up.