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Such an unintelligent ball from McCarthy.

Keep that low and accross.

Absolutely georgeous goal! Southampton prone to the counter attack.

Hand has to be open. That's just ridiculous man.

Why couldn't Pelle do that last week, the goof.

The lines on the pitch are a disgrace.

The kit is cool. Army green with orange. Funky.

The kit is all kinds of funky. I'm digging it man.

Love Lukaku in full flight man ... geez. What a run.

I don't know, I wasn't too impressed by him when he was in La Liga. He was obviously talented but failed to really influence games.

Ah, interesting. Did he start for them? Feel like he needs a run playing every week somewhere.

You know who I really wanted when he left Arsenal ... Carlos Vela man. Love that guy. Missed the boat there.

Has Joel Campbell left Arsenal yet?

Very surprised we weren't looking at him. Left footed and can play out wide. Looked great in the Champion's league when he played in Greece. Also looked good for Costa Rica in the World Cup.

Seemingly available for around £5 million too. Would have been happy with that move.

Wijnaldum for £15m or Depay for £30 

Depay's played 2 games and Wijnaldum's played one, a bit early like

Which is why we should milk it for all it's worth while we can 

Wijnaldum for £15m or Depay for £30 

Feels so good 

Mascherano at centre back looked ridiculous just then.

 

He's playing DM tonight.

Oh dear ... where were your centre backs?! 

Mascherano at centre back looked ridiculous just then.

Apparently Rooney had just the one today. Right at the end of the game!

Rooney is the most captained player this week. Hashtag delicious.

I'm kicking myself right now. Dropped Cazorla for Depay a few hours ago f*** me.

I have no Man U players. Dropped Depay after watching that first game. Froggy has a lot to answer for.

Yeah, Rooney should be played off of a front man that is more dynamic.

That touch at the end was Rooney's only touch in the Villa box all game!!!

The state of Rooney 

Ayew is a number 9, but he's the sort you want to thread balls through to. You want a talented number 10 behind him. He's not going to hold it up. Bit like Cisse really.

Thing is, he's not a top finisher really. He's okay. Not sure why they spent so much on him.

Rooney offside again 

Old man Rooney ... awful.