Paully

He’s an absolute freak of nature! A complete machine!

Happy birthday legend! No Rafa = no takeover!

There is no way we aren’t getting top 5 - we’re a different beast now - 3rd or even 2nd!

So if Big Joe gets booked tonight he gets a two game ban but if he gets two yellows he gets a one game ban!

He’s an absolute machine - what a player!

We’ve quite possibly got the best CM and CF in the world never mind PL! What a time to be alive!

Amazing display - well done once again to all involved!

2nd is on the cards - KEEMON!

94th minute, 4-1 up and cruising, and he’s absolutely belting it down the left (!) wing to harass their right back! The bloke is a freak!

This man! Woe!

I really hope he’s there today to see it!

He’s an absolute bitter arsehole him! ”An awful brand of football”

INTO THE MANCHESTER REDS TOSSERS!

Not a chance they’ll be asking for £70m in June! Parish being a bellend will cost them about £25m - the tosser! I’d love him here mind (Guehi not Parish!)!

Ha ha that’s the fella!

Yeah, we were apparently close to signing the Inter midfielder whose name escapes me then all of a sudden up pops Sandro!

The media were like this in 95-96 when we were owned by an Englishman so they’re going to get worse as we get better! Ferk them!

Yeah I’d absolutely love Cunha - he looks class at Wolves so Eddie will make him into an absolute superstar! He also adds to our Samba mafia!

PL are an absolute shambles which we already knew! https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6269885/2025/04/11/premier-league-chelsea-regulator/?source=user_shared_article

They’ve played 2nd XI all throughout so far mind! Plus, they’ll probably be out of sight after the first leg as well!

Absolutely cannot wait for tomorrow’s display!

Rat Bruno gets into starting XI like! If we turn up, we’ll win even if they play their best XI! 3-0

Ha ha mad that!

The Heed are apparently getting bought out by a Nigerian consortium (not the dodgy email variety!) headed by Victor Anichebe!