Paully

No chance mate - Hebburn and Jarra are a lot more NUFC!

Love this wise man. Brilliant! Have you got the link?

Happy promotion day, lads and lasses!

Howay my favourite Portuguese man!

Nice start to Sunday! Tony Martial, he came from France!

Pisser mate

He must be on a constant wind up?! His constant lies are hilarious!

Ha ha ha what a bull-shitting cretin he is! "The Palace fans never turned on me once"

Ha ha ha that's what I said in my WhatsApp chats!

Top man!

Anyone who still now isn't a 10 deserves to be set on fire!

Say whaaaaaattttttttt?!

Beardsley, Gazza and Ginola must have had a few!

£20 - Bournemouth, Hull, Everton - 9/1 PP enhanced (8s on Skybet) £10 - Big Rom and Diego 1st 18.5/1 (might also add Harold instead of Diego as I was torn!) So far!

Comfortable 3-0 win

Borini 'It's harder than previous times I think,' he said. 'We have not been at our level and we have not been a united group as previous seasons. That's what has been the problem. 'There has been a little bit of problems within the dressing room, but that's for us to deal with it.'

Heaven?!

This! Don't forget how they went on when we were relegated last season or in 2009 for that matter! A Hull win today would be delightful as it would put these lot 12 points from safety albeit with two games in hand!

Rafa Benitez sends letter to Chris Hughton congratulating him on leading Brighton to promotion http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/rafa-benitez-sends-letter-chris-12928051#ICID=ios_ChronicleNewsApp_AppShare_Click_Other

I wouldn't put it past one of those lot making these stupid things up! If it is one of our lot and anyone knows them then please give them a very hard slap!

Absolutely spot on mate!

Mind games that man - he's just letting the ref know albeit he'll already be aware! I'd assume he was asked, no? Oh aye!

Mind games that man - he's just letting the ref know albeit he'll already be aware!