Paully

It’s absolutely embarrassing that we received 80 applications apparently for our job (ha ha ha!) yet the mackems have managed to attract someone of Advocaat’s calibre short term whilst we just give it to this useless fuckwit and once again wrote our season off in January!

Dick head coach!

Beautiful! http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/03/16/8098a7a8728ba90467b419fe5fa5a4e3.jpg

Without reading the comments since the match yesterday, I bet Ronaldo has commented about ten times and Colo being a poor captain will have been mentioned!

“It’s always nice when people say nice things about you and at the moment I need as many people saying nice things about me as I can. “I go back a long way with the Ameobi family so it’s nice for Sammy to say that – I’ll take that as a bit of comfort"

Please go down! http://dailym.ai/1AjDO3t

ITV4 now Those 'injuries' cleared up quickly mind once he got on that plane! Lying wankers!

He seems to absolutely detest Argies!

I still remember going crackers with a diving little Turkish fella for them.........!

12,000 Mags bouncing about The San Siro 12 years ago now! Magic times!

Yeah mate, plus Newcastle wasn't anywhere near as multi-cultural as it is now so he would have really stood out! I enjoyed it - his record is for some reason very under-rated! 68 in 84 for us alone - unreal!

ITV4 10pm - Andy Cole - Sports Life Stories! No doubt it'll all be about his time at Man Utd!

RANGERS Football Club announce today that Derek Llambias, Barry Leach and Sandy Easdale have been suspended from their duties pending an investigation. It is also noted that Mr Llambias and Mr Leach, along with Sandy Easdale, have been advised that a resolution to remove them as directors of the Company has been received by the Company. A meeting may be required for this purpose but it is hoped that this will not prove necessary. Acting Chairman Paul Murray, fellow directors Douglas Park and John Gilligan, and the Club’s Head of Football Administration Andrew Dickson have been appointed to the Board of the Company. -

As much as I love the man, I wish he'd stop referring to Man United as 'United' especially when talking about the match with us last week!

He genuinely does hate Abeid, doesn't he?! Jesus wept! "Tim has been fantastic. He has been one of the big leaders, the characters this season. “He can’t take any criticism for the goal. Absolutely not and it’s important your goalkeeper makes the important saves for you.” Carver looked back on the goal that won it and said: “Mehdi Abeid should have dealt better with it. “Tim couldn’t deal with that. It was a 100mph backpass.”

Derby Sheff Utd Swindon Bury Shrewsbury 14/1

http://mobile.nufc.co.uk/default.aspx?s=news-display&aid=4542476

King etc have just been on SSN and I don't think there's much chance of Dekka returning to their board!

Comical Dekka has been voted off the board!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/article-2981041/HOT-NOT-Steven-Gerrard-s-special-song-John-Carver-talking-b-cks-Ian-Poulter-goes-wet-wild.html DUGOUT HONESTY John Carver may not last long at Newcastle so let's enjoy him. Fan on Wednesday: 'Obertan is rubbish. Why don't you b****ck him?'. Carver: 'I have bloody b****cked him!!!'. Obertan – standing 10 yards away – chose not to contribute.

"Classy" https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=783676008378725

If the screengrab I have seen is true, he's bang to rights. The one that keeps getting shared is a picture of his girlfriend and she is stunning! http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/03/05/8936959511e7a310d439c55a180f7eab.jpg http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/03/05/a18cb4968aa0b55eb6c49b1576d43b1a.jpg http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/03/05/673bc9a8fb8ea338d553009875189620.jpg

Jesus - you're weirdly obsessed with Colo - why on earth mention him here? Odd!

Seriously, what drugs is Ryder on?! "Gone are the days when Newcastle grappled with Man United for the Premier League title but Geordie fans still enjoy bringing the Red Devils down a peg or two. But also gone are the likes of Eric Cantona, Ryan Giggs, Roy Keane, David Beckham and Paul Scholes. Indeed, on paper, Newcastle United have a much better chance of a result this time around." http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastles-sammy-ameobi-young-remember-8762230