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Andy Carroll transfer back to Newcastle from West Ham IS on the radar admits Toon boss Pardew http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/andy-carroll-transfer-back-newcastle-4708352

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=67htmwCpqe8&feature=youtu.be

27 years old Messi's records Champions League top scorer: 74 La Liga top scorer: 253 Barcelona's top goalscorer: 368 Most goals in a La Liga season: 50 Most goals in a season: 73 Most consecutive La Liga matches scored in: 21 Most Ballon d'Or titles: 4 Most goals in a single European Cup game: 5 (joint with Luiz Adriano) Most European Cup top scorer awards: 4 (with Gerd Muller) Most goals in Clasicos: 21 Most La Liga hat-tricks in a season: 8 Most goals in Club World Cup: 4 (held jointly with Denilson) Most goals in a calendar year: 91

Even more of wanker now as he likes Owen! Nile Ranger has admitted he “messed up” his big chance at Newcastle United but thanked the senior players for trying to help him develop. The former Newcastle striker, who left the club in 2013 before first joining Swindon Town and then current side Blackpool, believes he was given an opportunity to develop on Tyneside but wasted it. Ranger, now under the tutelage of United hero Lee Clark at Blackpool, told TangerineTV: “Newcastle was definitely good, it put my name out there and they gave me a chance – a big chance, but I sort of messed it up to be honest. “But obviously everyone makes mistakes in life. I was young, I was getting a lot of money coming in, I was doing stupid things. “Now it’s time to focus because I’m not getting any younger, I’m 23.” Despite his struggles on and off the pitch pre- and post-Newcastle, Ranger praised the senior strikers he played alongside, including the likes of Demba Ba, Papiss Cisse, Mark Viduka but reserved special praise for Michael Owen. He said: “The likes of Demba Ba came in, Cisse was there. I was there when Mark Viduka was there, Owen, they used to all pull me aside and talk to me. “MO (Owen), he’s a top bloke. He used to pull me aside and talk to me and say I need to focus but to fair when I was younger I thought I had it all. “It would go in one ear and out of the other, I wasn’t really taking it in, which is silly but it’s good to know that players the likes of Michael Owen care and they see potential and they try to help.”

http://www.true-faith.co.uk/true-faith-hooligans-documentary/

A mate of mine is adamant that Danny Ings bought a house in Jeamond today!

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=800973516615483

Monkey Bar is back to what is used to be - pool table, free jukebox and the foreign channels back in. Will be heaving this afternoon I'd imagine. This plus it will be on in Vaults and Beyond with the added incentive of topless tarts wobbling their baps about!

Rob Lee is on The Fantasy Football Club on SS1 at 6pm!

Fuck off Redknapp! http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/alan-pardew-might-been-sacked-8150024

From .com Premier passions: Common ground A pre-arranged meeting between Newcastle and Sunderland followers at a neutral location on Wednesday night resulted in no arrests or injuries, with only an outbreak of common sense to report. No bus convoys or special metros were scheduled and the police helicopter was conspicuous by its absence, as fan groups from NUFC and SAFC gathered in Gateshead to discuss the upcoming derby match on December 21st. Having inadvertently united both sides of the Tyne/Wear divide by advocating a so-called "bubble match" last January, Northumbria Police presided over this joint meeting of two groups who previously met separately. Both groups were established in 2014 following an invitation from the police to interested parties, with informal gatherings taking place where both sides can communicate directly on whatever matters arise. So far this has included discussion on derby match policing policy, the issue of peaceful protest by fan groups inside and outside SJP, concerns over pyro devices and ongoing dialogue regarding away travel. Wednesday's meeting saw unanimous agreement to work together under the slogan of "a Derby to be proud of", highlighting positive aspects of the rivalry and building on the thawing in relationships following the MH17 tragedy. There's an open invitation to anyone wishing to attend future fan group/police meetings, with supporters aged between 16 and 25 particularly under-represented. Meetings take place quarterly on weekday evenings at a location in Newcastle. Email here to get involved. (For the avoidance of doubt, these meetings aren't related to Newcastle United's fans forum initiative).

Took his goal well last night (20 mins 40).

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Rooney anytime and England 10/3!

23 years ago - a better goal than his free kick the year after for me!

Can I just point out that there is absolutely no evidence that either bloke had sex with her while she was sleeping or unconscious, in fact there is evidence that this was not the case (from the night porter who was listening outside the room). Nor is there any suggestion that the sex was actively against her will. The only question was whether or not she was so p*ssed that she was incapable of giving consent. An expert witness at the trial estimated from the amount that she drank throughout the night, that at the time of the incident she would have been about 2½ times over the drink drive limit, (which I believe for the average woman would be the equivalent to the state they'd be in after drinking around 3 large wines). Apparently she was capable of texting her mates, capable of buying a pizza with the correct change, capable of picking up the bloke and inviting herself to his hotel, capable of remembering she'd left her pizza outside and nipping out for it (while being supposedly barely capable of standing), but subsequently - without having anything more to drink - incapable of offering consent. I can only hope that noone on here has ever had casual sex with a woman who has had any more than a couple of glasses of wine, otherwise I guess they too should be considered rapists if the woman subsequently can't remember what happened. I also hope the police are actively pursuing any other men this woman may have slept with on other occasions where she would "normally and regularly drink well in excess of what she had consumed on this particular night out." Magnificent post that! I've read quite a bit about the case and this post sums up my thoughts perfectly!

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Nobby Solano has paid tribute to Toon captain Fabricio Coloccini for steering Newcastle United through choppy waters. It is believed that the United skipper draped a protective bubble over some of the club’s younger players during the winless first eight games of the Premier League season, and urged them to continue fighting for the black and white cause. The Argentinian star is thought to have told players not to worry about the pressure and criticism coming from outside of the four walls at St James’ Park, and focus on playing their natural game. Coloccini has also taken Ayoze Perez under his wing and accompanied him to reserve-team games and on other social outings since he arrived from Tenerife. Fast forward one month and United have won five games and are sitting in eighth place in the Premier League. Coloccini’s fine form has been a key part of the transformation in recent weeks, and after he fittingly grabbed the game-sealing goal to extend the run to five victories, every single outfield player mobbed the South American in front of the Toon Army. Solano gave an insight into Coloccini’s work as skipper in the dressing room. He told the Chronicle: “I know Colo very well and he does so much behind the scenes. “He works with the young players very well and makes them get used to life in Newcastle, because he’s been there himself. “He’s a great, great captain to have in your locker room. “Colo is a guy who gives you everything. “He is the first to arrive at the training ground every morning and he’s the last to leave. “He’s 100% professional and always wants to do well.” Fabricio Coloccini celebrates scoring for Newcastle United against West Bromwich Albion at the Hawthorns Fabricio Coloccini celebrates scoring for Newcastle United against West Bromwich Albion at the Hawthorns Coloccini suffered a spate of indifferent form when he first arrived at Newcastle from Deportivo la Coruna in 2008. The defender endured relegation but found the Championship as the ideal platform to steady himself and returned a stronger player. Solano said: “Colo has the experience to go out and show the lads the way, he leads the way. “He’s doing quite well and if he keeps it up he could be a candidate for player of the season at Newcastle. “I am so pleased for him. “He has come through some tough periods at the club and he has been questioned. “He gets stronger and he comes through adversity. “Remember he stayed at the club after relegation and he’s still here now. “It was great to see him get the goal. “It was a significant moment in the season and I am so glad he got it.”

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2832202/Roy-Keane-Garda-investigation-allegedly-assaulting-man-outside-Ireland-s-team-hotel.html

http://m.independent.ie/sport/soccer/gardai-called-to-ireland-football-team-hotel-30740600.html

That post is a beauty. Hypocritical as owt. Indeed mate! NUFC fans owe Pardew an apology for complaining about him after we beat Leicester and Spurs in the league after 9 months of utter shite but the Spurs fans have every right to complain about their new manager because they aren't in the top 4!

What a wanker! HTTP://WWW.STANDARD.CO.UK/SPORT/PATRICK-BARCLAY-MESSAGE-TO-NEWCASTLE-SUPPORTERS--ITS-TIME-TO-SAY-SORRY-TO-ALAN-PARDEW-9827653.HTML Patrick Barclay: Message to Newcastle supporters - it's time to say sorry to Alan Pardew PATRICK BARCLAY Published: 30 October 2014 Updated: 09:54, 30 October 2014 Maybe it is true that you can’t fool the public. But the public can certainly make fools of themselves. Take, for example, the Newcastle fans who not only wanted Alan Pardew sacked as manager but took to arriving at matches with placards saying so. Many such messages were held aloft during the defeat at Stoke a month ago. Yet even then, with Newcastle seeking their first Premier League win, there had been signs of life: a 10-man victory at Crystal Palace in the Capital One Cup; a two-goal comeback to earn a point at home to Hull; a general refusal to succumb to derision. Now look at them. Two wins and a draw in the League have made Pardew a strong candidate for Barclays’ Manager Of The Month and last night his men — with a few bright boys thrown in — brought off an even more impressive cup triumph at Manchester City, earning a visit to Tottenham in the quarter-finals. So will the “Sorry Alan” placards be flourished on Saturday, when Liverpool arrive at St James’ Park? I’d like to think so. Pardew may have his flaws — the shoving of a linesman in 2012 was not pretty, and nor was the gentle nutting of Hull’s David Meyler eight months ago — but he can manage a football team and Newcastle owner Mike Ashley deserves credit for keeping him in charge. Another reason for the fans to cheer up is the emergence of youngsters. It’s always refreshing, and the dart of pace that enabled 18-year-old Rolando Aarons to score early at the Etihad suggested he may have more in common with Raheem Sterling than a Jamaican birthplace. Adam Armstrong, 17, also started, while the 22-year-old Sammy Ameobi will be keen to return to White Hart Lane, where he scored his first Premier League goal on Sunday. Newcastle’s summer buys were interesting too — all 25 or under. So it’s a squad built to last. With admirably durable manager. http://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/patrick-barclay-arsenal-should-be-worried-by-the-tensions-at-white-hart-lane-not-tottenham-9853013.html Patrick Barclay: Arsenal should be worried by the tensions at White Hart Lane, not Tottenham PATRICK BARCLAY Published: 11 November 2014 Updated: 12:53, 11 November 2014 Arsenal are the ones who should be worried about the latest tensions at White Hart Lane, not Tottenham. For there was a time when to be only three points behind their lofty rivals was cause for satisfaction at the Lane. Not now. TOTTENHAM IN CRISIS: The fans are entitled to believe their club should be where West Ham are, or even taking the role of Mauricio Pochettino’s old club Southampton, inspiring leaders of a pack threatening the status of under-achievers such as Arsenal, at least temporarily, have become. Instead, Spurs have themselves joined the light punchers. This should have been a good season for them. The players acquired with the Gareth Bale money should have bedded in - and bought into the methods of a promising new manager. Yet they have lost four of their last five home matches and Emmanuel Adebayor is moaning about the crowd, who this morning hit back in the form of Martin Cloake, a board member for the Tottenham Supporters’ Trust whose name belies an admirable candour.

Yeah so I hear!

Wigan home too when he equalised in the last minute!

“I’m very happy to have scored,” said the 32-year-old. “We have had some bad moments, but it’s important that we enjoy these times. “I enjoyed celebrating with my team-mates and in front of the fans and, more importantly, getting the win for the team. “It has been a long time since I scored a goal – too long. I can’t even remember when it was, and it was nice to put that right. But I just try to help the team and want to keep us going on this run. “It has been a very good week for the team and a very good week Jonas too. “I am going to see him now, to spend a few days with him and give him all the messages of support from his team-mates, the staff, the fans and the club. It will be nice to see him. “The goal was for him. It has been a great week for everyone.”