Paully

10 of us going VIP style! I can't wait for it!

Happy Birthday King Kev :-) The best thing by far to happen to us for decades! It's a crying shame that there isn't a role of some sort for him still here! I'd have him over Pardew any day! He'd be perfect for a DOF role if he's done with life as a manager! Hopefully that'll happen when the fat pig clears off!

I think this person has been broken! http://bit.ly/1fka4s9 As always supporting Newcastle has a way of showing one new nadirs, as we go into injury time 4-0 down to Tottenham having put in an absolutely rancid non-performance and you know what fuck it I'm just going to drop any pretence of rational analysis and dive straight into the stolen-from-Wingco ALL CAPS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GIBBERISH IT'S SOME OF THE WORST SHITE I'VE SEEN US PLAY EVER AND I'VE SEEN US UNDER GRAEME FUCKING SOUNESS FOR FUCK'S SAKE THEY'VE ABSOLUTELY FUCKING CAKEWALKED THROUGH US AT WILL BUT WHAT DO YOU EXPECT WHEN IT IS 2014 AND STEVEN FUCKING TAYLOR IS STILL GETTING A GAME THE USELESS THICK CUNT WHY HAVE YOU GONE AND PICKED HIM AND WILLIAMSON AND WHY HAVEN'T YOU REALISED THAT DAVIDE SANTON'S FORM HAS DROPPED QUICKER THAN JOSE FONTE'S WIFE'S KNICKERS YOU HORRIBLE SMARMY GREASY SILVER FOX FUCKING PRICK. I CAN AT LEAST GIVE YOU FUCKING CREDIT FOR NOT PICKING SHOLA FUCKING AMEOBI FOR ONCE, BUT WHAT'S THE POINT IN CELEBRATING THAT WHEN THE PLAYERS YOU DO PICK ARE SO OBVIOUSLY A COMPLETE FUCKING SHOWER WHO HAVE HAD THEIR TENUOUS EQUILIBRIUM SHATTERED BY THE FUCKING PUDDINGHEADED DECISION TO SELL OUR BEST PLAYER WITHOUT REPLACING HIM BECAUSE ASHLEY DECIDED TO MAKE A SHIT VERSION OF RODNEY FUCKING DANGERFIELD OUR DIRECTOR OF FOOTBALL AND WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME A SINGLE FUCKING PLAYER JOINED NEWCASTLE UNITED AND ACTUALLY IMPROVED ONE FUCKING IOTA ANYWAY. IF I THOUGHT IT WOULD CHANGE ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING I WOULD WALK TO NEWCASTLE AND FUCKING SACK ALAN PARDEW MYSELF AND BY SACK I MEAN LITERALLY BUNDLE THE HORRIBLE LITTLE TWAT INTO A SACK WITH JOHN CARVER AND STEVE STONE AND THAT HORRIBLE WOODMAN CUNT AND THROW THE WHOLE SORRY FUCKING LOT INTO THE TYNE. BUT GUESS WHAT, MIKE ASHLEY WOULD ONLY GO OUT AND HIRE JOE KINNEAR OR ALAN CURBISHLEY OR DAVID PLEAT OR PETER FUCKING SHREEVES. FUCK THIS FOR A GAME OF SOLDIERS

It still beggars belief that he got this job! It certainly wasn’t do with his CV credentials………………….. Reading 4th tier – 11th 4th tier – 10th 4th tier – 3rd 4th tier – 2nd 3rd tier – 4th Resigned West Ham 2nd tier – 4th 2nd tier - 6th (won play offs) 1st tier – 9th Sacked Charlton 1st tier – 19th 2nd tier – 11th Sacked Southampton 3rd tier – 7th Sacked NUFC 1st tier – 12th 1st tier – 5th 1st tier – 16th

Rumours the wanker was arrested in Tup Tup last night - what a cock

True story. http://i.cubeupload.com/J14PlQ.jpg Ha ha ha!

Ha ha! You just have to laugh at this! What a buffoon! http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/news-and-comment/revealed-why-joe-kinnear-had-to-leave-newcastle-including-his-claims-about-a-25m-move-for-mohamad-salah-his-wining-and-dining-of-the-supremes-and-his-struggles-with-his-mobile-phone-9108588.html

Add £6.25m to whatever fee we receive - 2.5 years wages saved - they like to mention them on incoming deals!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2546157/Rotten-Di-Canio-slams-Bardsley-Cattermole-brands-OShea-two-faced.html

Ha ha ha! If true! https://m.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=536672459773329&id=345511112222799&set=pb.345511112222799.-2207520000.1390672215.&refid=17

Good Martinez interview; http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2545495/Roberto-Martinez-The-Premier-Leagues-hottest-young-manager.html

Di Canio's on Football Focus at 12

Liverpool - 2/1 for new BetButler customers - £10 max http://www.betbutler.co.uk/promos/priceboost/20140123/index.html?btag=a_585b_179c_&affid=270&utm_source=a_585b_179c_&utm_medium=270

Well done that man!

Fancy a fuck, pet?

Jesus Christ Seriously, how far do you have to be up Alan Pardews arse to post this sentence with a straight face? It's a reasonable question. I think we'd struggle to find a better manager who would work under the restrictions placed on Pardew and meet Ashley's liking. "Restrictions". There'd be tons of managers who'd give their right bollock to work with that squad and manage the players we've signed the last 3-4 years. "and meets Ashley's liking". Quite crucial that bit. The idea that we sack Pardew and instantly upgrade is plain f***ing wrong, particularly if what I've been told about our first choice replacement should Pardew leave is true Well someone needs to at least ask the question - what have you been told? The upper end of the possibles may be someone like Di Matteo, although as I type that I'm riddled with doubt because he's a bit foreign. I'm guessing that the lower end might include Kinnear but also the likes of O'Leary, Curbishley, or maybe another attempt to capture Geordie hearts with Lee Clark? Gonna tell us what you heard? I've heard a 'dirty' name mentioned too.......... "Dirty" you say? Ha ha ha! There's a pun in there mate! Well, there is in my world :-)

Jesus Christ Seriously, how far do you have to be up Alan Pardews arse to post this sentence with a straight face? It's a reasonable question. I think we'd struggle to find a better manager who would work under the restrictions placed on Pardew and meet Ashley's liking. "Restrictions". There'd be tons of managers who'd give their right bollock to work with that squad and manage the players we've signed the last 3-4 years. "and meets Ashley's liking". Quite crucial that bit. The idea that we sack Pardew and instantly upgrade is plain f***ing wrong, particularly if what I've been told about our first choice replacement should Pardew leave is true Well someone needs to at least ask the question - what have you been told? The upper end of the possibles may be someone like Di Matteo, although as I type that I'm riddled with doubt because he's a bit foreign. I'm guessing that the lower end might include Kinnear but also the likes of O'Leary, Curbishley, or maybe another attempt to capture Geordie hearts with Lee Clark? Gonna tell us what you heard? I've heard a 'dirty' name mentioned too..........

@ManUtd: #mufc starting XI vs Sunderland: De Gea; Rafael, Smalling, Evans, Buttner; Januzaj, Carrick, Fletcher, Kagawa; Welbeck, Hernandez. @SAFC #SAFC: Mannone, Bardsley, Alonso, Brown, O'Shea ©, Cattermole, Colback, Ki, Johnson, Borini, Fletcher.

Hoooooo! Watch it!

Rumours that they've sacked Keith Lemon!

I really rate him and can't believe people think he is s****! He's a very good footballer - that ball with the outside of his left peg for Ba's 2nd at Arsenal last season was unreal! Sadly, he's wasted under Pardew!

Mike Ashley’s Debenhams bet takes another twist 'Baffling': analysts were left confused by the Sports Direct owner's moveNick Goodway Published: 16 January 2014 Updated: 11:44, 16 January 2014 Newcastle United owner Mike Ashley’s Sports Direct investment in Debenhams took another twist today as it sold its 4.6% share stake in the struggling department stores chain but took a complex financial option which could see it buy an even larger stake at a cheaper price. One veteran analyst described today’s announcement as “baffling”. Another said: “We all know Ashley likes a bit of a gamble. He’s doing it again.” In effect, Ashley, pictured, is betting on Debenhams share price falling further in the medium term while at the same time continuing to develop links with the group to sell celebrity-backed fashion and more upmarket sports brands through its 170 UK stores. Despite the complexity of the transaction its is understood that Sports Direct and Debenhams’ management to talk to each other at the highest level. Sports Direct revealed it had built up the 4.6% shareholding on Monday, 12 days after the chain issued a massive profits warning. It is believed Ashley’s group started buying shares around the 73p mark and carried on up to around 80p with an average price of around 75p. Yesterday afternoon the entire stake of 56.8 million was sold in the market, reportedly to several different institutional investors, at a price of 83.2p. That would have netted a profit of some £4.5 million. At the same time Sports Direct entered into an option agreement over 81.2 million shares. It has written what is known as an “in-the-money put option” with an unnamed third party who has paid a premium (also undisclosed) to Sports Direct. Ashley can buy the shares cheaply if they fall below a certain undisclosed exercise price but he can make no profit if they are above that price at the end of the option.

There's a random couple! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2539895/Kym-Marsh-37-steps-date-England-ace-Adam-Johnson-11-years-junior.html