GeordieDazzler

Cassanno - another wildly overrated SerieA playboy. Would dissapear without trace in the PL.

 

If you'd have seen him alot in his Bari and Roma days the ability was there for all to see.

Yip

He is a very talented player but his attitude is shite.

Hi all,

 

This is just to point you towards a post I've written on my blog about the dreadful state your great club finds itself in. It's very lengthy, but I've tried to deal with most of the aspects which have led to this mess - and it should leave you in no doubt as to whom I believe to be responsible!

 

You can find what I've written here:

 

http://thebigfeller.blogspot.com

 

All comments/opinions/dissent welcome: the more the better, indeed. I honestly believe that the vast majority of fans across the country sympathise hugely with your current plight (I'm a Norwich fan, incidentally): you deserve far, far better than the rubbish that's been served up at the moment.

Great read mate.

What the fuck went on before he came on? When he was stipped off to come on then Roeder sent Ramage warming up? Shambles tbh.

Glenn has been treating him like a piece of shit on his shoe.

His achievements:

1989 2nd place with 1.FC Cologne

1990 2nd place with 1.FC Cologne

1992 German Champion with VfB Stuttgart

1992 German Supercup-Winner with VfB Stuttgart

1994 Turkish Cup-Winner with Beşiktaş Istanbul

1994 Turkish Supercup-Winner with Beşiktaş Istanbul

1995 Turkish Champion with Beşiktaş Istanbul

1997 2nd place with Bayer Leverkusen 

1999 2nd place with Bayer Leverkusen

2000 2nd place with Bayer Leverkusen

2003 Austrian Champion and Cup-Winner with Austria Vienna

2004 Turkish Champion with Fenerbahçe Istanbul

2005 Turkish Champion with Fenerbahçe Istanbul

2006 2nd place with Fenerbahçe Istanbul

Imagine the bad attitude of Bellamy+Dhorasso+Dyer+Barton x 1000 and your somewhere close

I was talking to a German toon fan on another site he told be this...

Here in Germany the papers say that Christoph Daum has already been in talks with Newcastle.

I think he would be a very good manager for Newcastle.

 

His achievements:

 

1989 2nd place with 1.FC Cologne

1990 2nd place with 1.FC Cologne

1992 German Champion with VfB Stuttgart

1992 German Supercup-Winner with VfB Stuttgart

1994 Turkish Cup-Winner with Beşiktaş Istanbul

1994 Turkish Supercup-Winner with Beşiktaş Istanbul

1995 Turkish Champion with Beşiktaş Istanbul

1997 2nd place with Bayer Leverkusen 

1999 2nd place with Bayer Leverkusen

2000 2nd place with Bayer Leverkusen

2003 Austrian Champion and Cup-Winner with Austria Vienna

2004 Turkish Champion with Fenerbahçe Istanbul

2005 Turkish Champion with Fenerbahçe Istanbul

2006 2nd place with Fenerbahçe Istanbul

Im sick of him deepthroathing Shepherd

Does he think we are all fucking stupid?

Remeber that cracking article from the telegraph last week. Did anyone read Olivers press section where he blamed London based journalist who knew nothing? He esp picked on that article amonst some others.

Prize Cunt.

FUCK OFF YOU CUNTS!

As diplomatic as he could be really. I wonder what he really thinks?

 

exactly. Not really his place to have a real go.

Yip, he's under contract to MOTD and NUFC he had to be diplomatic.

I have faith he is very very angry about the state of the club.

There was an old man on a crutch who was being a twat with anyone who had an opinion different to his. I think it was Shephard's brother or something the old cunt.

you saw him aswell, me dad was arguing with him all they way down that road beneath the milburn

Me dad got into a blazing row with a ****ing Idiot coming out of the ground, he was bleating on about how we would sell our soul if we got tookover and then said 'Shepherds always put his hand in his pocket' and about ten people walking behind went "YOU ****ING IDIOT!"

 

Did anybody see it?

 

was that the guy on the crutch? he got a hell of a lot of abuse!

 

just got back from the protest, i reckon it would still be going now if the horses hadnt came

 

well done guys!

Aye thats the cunt! What a fucking Idiot he was.

Me dad got into a blazing row with a fucking Idiot coming out of the ground, he was bleating on about how we would sell our soul if we got tookover and then said 'Shepherds always put his hand in his pocket' and about ten people walking behind went "YOU FUCKING IDIOT!"

Did anybody see it?

If or when he goes to villa i think we will end up wishing we had kept him.

QIA!

They've put licences on them now because there used to be a way of getting the premium tv video with out having to pay.

Looking at the quality of the opposition, you'd have to say we have a chance. But that's always the case in the UEFA Cup. Its why Moscow can win it and Boro can make the final. Depends on avoiding the good teams (like Arsenal) that drop in from the Champions League and Sevilla, Ajax etc.

 

But the answer is of course...

 

No, because we never win anything.

 

Somehow we'll even find a way to lose the Intertoto Cup. We'll finish behind Auxerre or maybe forget it at the airport. Inevitable.

 

 

 

I apologize in advance for my ignorance on the topic but I was wondering about the Intertoto Cup. Is it actual silverware and when is the winner determined (if there is a winner)?

The intertoto winner is determined by the best performing team who qualified through it.

and yes there is silverware

Corecct me if Im wrong didnt they swarm our site warning us not to go?

Fuckin Morons!

If we sell him for £5 million I will go and burn Shepherds house down.

You're all ****ing moronic

 

Luque scores and still gets slated for being lazy. No fucker has taken the fact he was a lone striker in 451 formation in consideration. I can't think of any striker that looks world class when stuck upfront by themselves.

 

The job tonight wasn't for Luque to be a world beater, it was for him to knick a goal or two and get us a result which he did. Some of you are totally missing the point and need your heads checked.

Took the words right out of my mouth...

fucking brilliant, get him signed

Livorno's keeper scored a header in stoppage time, went absolutly mental

Sorry if its a bit off topic, didnt know where else to put it

Palermo's bench is mighty scary....

How that man can get paid for giving his 'gems' of tactical nouse astounds me.

 

It's not as bad as ITV repeatedly hiring David Pleat to do commentary.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Pleat

Considered by many to be the worst commentator on English television. David's quirky commentary nonetheless guarantees an enjoyable televised match. He not only frequently, but predominantly pronounces foreign players names wrongly, especially those unfortunate enough to end in an "a". Such examples include:

 

"Lizazaru" (Bixente Lizarazu) "Kakarrr" (Kaka) "Dirk Kurt" (Dirk Kuyt) "Drogbarrr" (Drogba) "Adrianianho" (Adriano) "Mack-cher-arno" (Mascherano) "Riqwelme" & "Rick Elm" (Riquelme) "In-ga-zee" (Inzaghi) "Ronald-deano" (Ronaldinho) "Pearlo" (Andrea Pirlo) "Poil" (Carles Puyol) "Inn-esta" (Iniesta) "Do-Roy" (Johan Djourou) "Rays" (Reyes) "Roque Junior" (Roque Santa Cruz - entirely different nationality and player) "Vieira" (Vieri) "Sevilia" (Sevilla - the club) "Yung-berg" (Ljungberg) "Marcus Da Beasley" (DaMarcus Beasley) "Ayorla" (Ayala) "Gilar-dinho", "Gilardini" and "Gilardine" - all in the space of 90 minutes (Alberto Gilardino) "Marqwez" (Rafael Marquez) "Heintzer" (Gabriel Heinze) "Shev-shenko" (Shevchenko) "Louie Garcia" (Luis Garcia) "Jockin", "Joe-Quinn" "Way-kin" (Joaquin)

 

Besides his legendary mispronunciation of global stars, Pleat also has an obsession with commenting on wide players/wingers (the position he played in). If a team is struggling to create goal scoring chances, David invarriably "just feel(s)" that the answer is for the full-backs to get forwards more often - thereby offering more "width" and "pace" in attack.

 

He ALWAYS introduces himself to the viewers with a "good evening" or "evening all".

 

In a Champions League match in 2006 he comically mispronounced 'superiority' as 'supority'. His other claim to commentating fame is his famous cry of "and Arsenal must now really feel that the sight is in end" seconds before Arsenal surrendered their lead in the 2005/06 Champions League final versus FC Barcelona.

 

Since the World Cup has started, he has shown no sign of slowing down with his mention of the classic 4-3-2 formation which the USA played against Italy, failing to recognise that they only had 8 outfield players on the pitch, following two dismissals. This was the same game in which he quipped "you can smell the fatigue". In another group stage match, Sweden vs. Paraguay, he claimed that the yellow replica shirts worn by the Swedish fans 'could make things confusing for the referee'. In the second round match between Portugal and The Netherlands, he referred to Maniche's first half goal as 'swift as a shot'. In the same game, Pleat compared Scolari's tactics to those of "the other Portuguese coach", Jose Mourinho, which was pronounced 'Mourino'. His bizarre commentary continued in the quarter final between Spain and France when after France's equaliser he cried: 'Ribery took the ball around the goalkeeper like an experienced old head.'

 

Mr Pleat has several favourite adjectives/words and phrases, which get regular air-time:

 

"Pace" "Power" "Full-back(s)" "Stamina" "Endeavour" "Width" "(Good) Evening everybody" "I just feel..." "Strength" "Diagonal ball" "Like a game of chess" "Tempo"

 

Pleat often provides commentary on football matches for ITV, mainly midweek Champions League games. He has received a lot of criticism for his commentating performances. He is known to regularly pronounce players' names incorrectly and examples of this include pronouncing Juventus striker David Trezequet 'Trazago', Arsenal defender Gaël Clichy as 'Cliche' and Real Madrid striker Jose Antonio Reyes as 'Rays'. Last year in the Champions League knockout stages he pronounced AC Milan striker Filippo Inzaghi 'Ingatsi' and on Saturday, September 9th 2006, during the Manchester United vs Tottenham game at Old Trafford, he referred to Patrice Evra as 'Evrice.'

 

On August 9th in the match between Maccabi Haifa and Liverpool he said that Nir Davidovich, the goalkeeper for Haifa who is nicknamed "The Octopus", was "Certainly putting the squids on Liverpool".

 

In the opening game of World Cup 2006 between Germany and Costa Rica he said that Per Mertesacker, a defender for Germany looked "like a spider...the way he lopes his long legs around the ball".

DP: I think the USA should

Riggots a decent shout

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Pav, Tim, Shay and Steve try to avoid Glenn's eye as he asks for a volunteer to play centre half