GeordieDazzler

I think there will 100% be plenty of people who want one as a status thing so they can get to big games but generally don’t give a shit about it. I know a couple who fit that description, moved to Manchester mid treble season and got a season ticket no bother. Madness.

Who are the other two?

Next Havertz

He’s been very inconsistent but has had some patches of great form. He’s only 19 I think so still plenty of time to come good. He's the sort of gamble Chelsea can afford but we can’t.

Lack of other outlets following up this story makes me think it’s a case of Sky Sports repackaging ongoing interest as breaking news.

WELCOME TO NEWCASTLE JAMES TRAFFORD

Mbappe literally just won the European golden boot

well he mugged me off Still, a 41 Ronaldo shouldn’t be leading the line for them at World Cup, but he will…

Ronaldo an absolute passenger here

Spain are too good man

I must have missed Palace sacking their manager the same way he missed them being 13 points clear of the drop by Christmas

Romano loves to do the tapping up for the big sides. Absolute parasite.

Crazy good price although his numbers dipped a bit last year

Only slight silver lining, but both have the headroom to spend another 300m apparently

We’re going to sign some players man This mini window is taking some casualties like.

How can you write so many paragraphs without a single tangible bit of news to report? (Edwards not Kaka)

Sorry couldn’t resist

Apparently spot goes to the team with the highest coefficient not in Europe so Man United back in.

Clear the locals aren’t being briefed at all on our deals. Christ even Ornstiens column when asked about us he just sort of gives a non answer. Modern journos need to churn out content, what Hope, Edwards et al are doing is just that despite them having nothing tangible to report.

Sort of is though isn’t it, they have Miami in for no other reason than Messi. They didn’t win the MLS.

There was some scare stories about them, Lyon and Brøndby (not sure 100% on them) all having link to Texor and them being prevented due to that. I assume they’ll find a way round like Brighton and Union SG and RB Salzburg and Leipzig have in the past.

He’s ‘provisionally banned’ awaiting the results of a B sample which considering he hasn’t played for 8 months now seems to be taking a fucking age. I do wonder if there will be a murky way they acquit him, despite the fact football is meant to be strict liability for drugs. None of that uncastrated boar meat nonsense or tainted supplement excuses like you get in boxing and other sports.