Ronaldo

Not sure what you're getting at there.

Sammy had a very good half. Cabaye's been exactly what I expected, completely anonymous - and has been against just about every decent team we've played against.

the ref gifted those c***s a goal. Is he Ryan Taylor's father?

Since when has Taylor been able to defend and Ba been able to play the target man role?

Even Gervinho and SWP made this useless c*** look s****.

No more keeping our best full-back on the bench please.

Utterly shit defender.

Sick of those stupid corners.

Would you rather our two central midfielders try to pass it through that narrow five-man midfield instead? Eh?

Save.

Cabaye's touched the ball once.

Knee's finally exploded.

Because you like horses?

Ryan Taylor is absymal.

Bloody hell, Oldtype.

COME ON!!!!!!!!

This is queer.

Chris Guthrie and Hate Them Ben Arthur.

Here's one trying to appoint Chris Hughton by the looks of it: Is that Hughton at 4:10?

When in Rome.....

Last chance saloon.

Tbh, I think HBA playing might psychologically make him back out of tackles a bit more knowing what happened last night.

That bench is so crap.

Strange team.

Beren's significant other/life partner has a Drogba infatuation by the sounds of it.