Ronaldo

Not playing Ben Arfa would be absolutely ludicrous today.

This is England, man. No such thing as a foul on German defender over here.

How do you know?

It isn't an infraction of the rules, so it isn't cheating. Something has to be done, though. It's only a matter of a time before another horrible Arab shows up.

Almost 3 years since the horrible little cunt last started and scored in a PL game, yet he gets interviewed like he's still relevant.

Be f***ing hilarious if this lad turns out to be s***. Then again, I said exactly that about Ben Arfa, and I haven't laughed yet.

Two.

I have -1.

We're gonna get f***ing obliterated.

News.

We should all ask him for a replaement for @Joey7Barton.

Er, thanks for clearing that up.

Where is he getting 30 miles from?

What the hell do Stoke have to do with it?

No wonder not even Liverpool would touch him.

Yeah, I'm advocating playing Ben Arfa over Sammy Ameobi because I want us to lose.

Very true, rather see him off whatever front man than on the right of midfield though, give him more time and space to do damage going forward. Or isolate him.

Ah, workrate my left nut. We need quality and the ability to keep the ball in this game. Sammy gives absolutely nothing HBA can't.

If Sammy starts instead of HBA we can basically write off the latter's future here.

Use Sky Bet, man. Odds are far better.

That song reminds me of the time I couldn't be bothered to go downstairs to get a DVD, so I simply sat for 2 hours while the film downloaded. Poor effort.

I liked Perez when he was at Sunderland. Crazy keeper.

Because he bit my finger so. Grounds for libel.

Lloris is pretty fucking good, though. Exceptional.

Keepers peak at 30 or later.