Ronaldo

Woodgate was never quite as good on the ball as Colo. I think Colo is much better going forward.

We have one in the squad right now. Plays in the same position too. Smith can, on occasion, pass a football in the general area of a teammate. Amdy Faye could run, Smith can't.

No. And you'd have to be an idiot to even ask that question when there's a prominent player who cost £50m playing far worse than Andy Carroll.

Martins had a bad last 2 months with NUFC. Prior to that everyone thought of him as a good player. Relegation amplified poor performances tenfold and turned average individual displays into poor ones. Kluivert was never going to hit the ground running here for a variety of reasons.

We have one in the squad right now. Plays in the same position too.

Just looked at his Wikipedia.

Luque looked like a god before we signed him. I was convinced him and Owen would do well up front together,

Yeah, that's Liverpool.

The number of offenders involved in the act is irrelevant. If the club want rid of Ranger, it'll happen - provided he's found guilty, of course.

? Attacking players are a luxury now man, did you not get the memo? They are when they either seldom keep the ball or help out what's behind them.

That's one offence. Ranger's been charged for multiple offences.

Good point. It's not. Barton didn't do worse in his time with us.

That team would get ripped to fucking shreds. 3 luxury players against Man City, no thanks.

Lampard simply has to play for England in Rooney's absence.

That'll mean Sammy off to Gateshead.

Lawro looks like he lives on the streets and someone has took pity and dressed him.

Shades of Jimmy Montgomery.

Save of the season so far.

Nor should it be.

Gosling and Santon are options.

Hype job.

If ever a player has made a name for himself with one standout attribute it's this fella. That said, long may we see the benefit of it.

I really, really hate to be negative, but I fear for us against a team with both a great midfield and attack. They'll do us, and with comfort.

Guthrie played better than Cabaye against Stoke.